nut ornament 

A girl that looks good and always hangs around but you will not date her.

That girl hangs from my balls so much she is my little nut ornament.

nut ornament by Jon Morgan April 2, 2007

board ornament

1. a girl who only surfs because she desperately wants attention from the surfer guys. often seen wearing an impractical suit in the hopes it will "accidentally" come undone after a wipe-out.

2. a so-called "surfer girl" in a movie who is so obviously not a real surfer.

that girl from blue crush is such a board ornament. do people actually believe this shit?

board ornament by catacate August 14, 2007

hood ornament

A blow job completed by the act of removing a woman's head completely from her body and placing it mouth first on the end of an erect penis.

Susan: Do you want a blow job?

Joseph: How about a hood ornament?

hood ornament by APM January 5, 2008

Lawn Ornament Lumberjack

When two men tag team a woman, one man from behind and the other from the front they then reach across and lock arms and begin to rock back and forth like the little lawn ornament lumberjacks that saw the little log when it's windy.

*Saw optional, but preffered.

Remember when we lawn ornament lumberjacked nana?

Lawn Ornament Lumberjack by Jose85 October 30, 2006

break up ornament 

a great way to deal with a break up!
breakupornaments.com

I thought Dana needed to laugh about her break up...so I bought her a break up ornament

break up ornament by greencas October 13, 2011

hood ornament

a ghetto (hood) girl who is hot but totally into herself. demands lost of gifts and a very nice ride.
she is just beautiful and expensive arm candy.
very likely to go into vicous bitch mode without warning.

'Yo, 25cent be hookin' up with Laqueshia'

'Laqueshia? Who be Laqueshia?'

'Laqeshia be that hot ass biotch from Compton and MLK'

'Oh man, that girl aint nothin but a hood ornament'

hood ornament by behind-the-lens July 12, 2007

Christmas Tree Ornament 

A racist insult referring to the 19th and 20th century when KKK members lynched innocent black people.

Black guy: Fuck you, white boy!"
White Guy: "Fuck you, you disgusting purple lip stained, drowning ass christmas tree ornament."
Everybody: "Deeem! Roasted!"

Christmas Tree Ornament by あなたはクロンダイクバーのために何をするだろう September 16, 2014