Definitions by APM

hood ornament

A blow job completed by the act of removing a woman's head completely from her body and placing it mouth first on the end of an erect penis.

Susan: Do you want a blow job?

Joseph: How about a hood ornament?

hood ornament by APM January 5, 2008

Middy 

The definition of a biddy except a man version. A male biddy.

"Hey girl, look at that middy over there...lets go make him buy us a drink"

Middy by APM January 2, 2008

Jampe 

a name meaning my little guardian, a name made up By APM. Jam-pay it's pronounced.

I'm going to name my son Jampe

Jampe by APM December 15, 2007