Murphysboro

Small boring town east of Carbondale , Illinois. More commonly called 'Murphy'. Home of the Murphy Red Devils. The town rivalry is against our college town neighbor, carbondale. Most sports and the band are great. The varsity football team almost always loses. The McDonalds in town has bad food but the one in Jackson Square is nice. Not recommended to live in by anyone.

Carbondale boy: man, i cant' wait to roast Murphysboro in the football game tonight!

Carbondale girl: yeah, me too, we always toast 'em!

Murphysboro by fartenthusiast23 December 6, 2010

Murphin' Out Like A Bandit 

1.Getting gratuitous refills from the soda dispenser at resturants.

"The fries were so salty, I was Murphin' out like a Bandit!"

Murphin' Out Like A Bandit by Andrew Blanda March 22, 2005

murph, murphed, murphing 

vacillating in one's progress toward a goal, or dithering as to what if any goal to pursue, in relaxed, leisurely fashion, yet all the while being nominally engaged in trying to be productive

We just sortof murphed around this afternoon, didn't really get anything much done although we started and then got distracted from several projects.

murph, murphed, murphing by Scottosaurus August 3, 2003

Murphing Syndrom 

The disease of bro-ing out too hard. i.e. Murphing. symptoms include but not limited to: sleeping until 3pm, skipping class, slippin grade, laxing, playing rediculusly high amounts of chel ( aka NHL), being good at everything chill and bro, drinking nattys and stones, not going to bed until late hours of the morning.
Warning this condition is highly contagious and can easily rub off on your friends and family.

I went to wake up John but he wouldnt wake up. He must have been up to late drinkin nattys and playin chel. He had to have caught the murphing syndrom from ian.

Murphing Syndrom by kunit7 March 19, 2011

H. Murphimon 

A digimon that looks like Koby Bryant and owns a basketball team called the 'Los Angeles Rapers' and has a famous attack calles "Harden Pubic Hair"

"Go, H.Murpimon! Harden pubic hair attack!"

H. Murphimon by Uncle Ray Ray November 10, 2003

Murphism 

The belief in Murph, its definition, power, and surrounding elements and branches.

Guy 1- Are you a Christian or a protestant

Guy 2- Neither, I believe in Murphism

Murphism by Murphanian February 6, 2019

Murphitize 

to change the text of a play to make it comicaly enhansed.

He murphitized the taming of the shrew (wicked unbelievable)

Murphitize by N_S May 13, 2005