Mouses 

I weird and dumb way to say multiple mice

Look at all those mouses

Mouses by AngelCraft June 29, 2021

fecal mousse

Delicate, lacy, fairy-like strands of foecal matter which hold individual turds to the inner lining of the large intestine and/or colon.

"Damn, girl, the inside of yo ass be coated with fecal mousse."

" 'Food and pussy, fella,' said the leader of the turds, now barely clinging to the wall by one pseudopod of fecal mousse..." -Jonathan Franzen in THE CORRECTIONS

fecal mousse by BenTheGrate November 29, 2009

Dick Mousse 

When you're dehydrated after the third round of sex, and out comes paste.

"Jimmy was going to bat for the 3rd time, but all that came out was some dick mousse for Tina to eat."

Dick Mousse by Fluffytuff June 14, 2018

Chocolate Mousse 

The act of using diarrhea to style ones hair.

With no hair products readily available, she performed a chocolate mousse.

Chocolate Mousse by Nightmare52 November 21, 2019

chocolate mousse pie

when a man ejaculates into a woman’s diarrhea (making a light-brown color), then before the man goes flaccid, she uses the semen-diarrhea mix to give him a blowjob until he ejaculates a second time

Man 1: Dude, Becky and I got real nasty last night.

Man 2: How nasty?

Man 1: We made a chocolate mousse pie.

Man 2: You sick fuck.

chocolate mousse pie by Dildo Tea Baggins December 24, 2019

Cooter Mousse 

That juicy substance that gets in your beard and mustache when you are licking at and around the vagina.

Friend: Damn, Tom, what’s that white flaky stuff falling out of your beard and into your spaghetti?

Tom: Oh, that’s Cooter Mousse from last night. Pass the Parmesan Cheese please!

Cooter Mousse by Mousse Tracks July 17, 2021

Bieber Mousse 

sex act in which one partner ejaculates upon the hair of another, who then uses the ejaculate to fashion his/her hair into the dumbass hairdo made famous by prepubescent jacktard Justin Bieber

dude one: "So how did your blind date go last night?"

dude two: "Dude, you suck...why didn't you tell me she was actually blind!"

dude one: "Did you at least give her the Bieber Mousse??"

dude two: "You KNOW I did, dude!"

*high five*

Bieber Mousse by frothmanteau August 3, 2010