A handjob, as referred to in the popular song "Moondance" by Irish singer Van Morrison. The original line from the song was "Well it's a marvelous night for a handjob" but the record company forced Van Morrison to change it.
Someone who trades stocks or crypto from following influencers who post alerts when to buy or sell. You will often find them saying “To the moon”, with a rocket emoji🚀 over and overlike a broken record because it’s the last fleeting hope they have for financial freedom.
Troy made 532$ From following this redditor who told him when to buy and sell his stock with GameStop. Now he screams to the moon from every roof top and follows the redditors advice like he’s the second coming of Christ.
1. a person of the lowest order in a former classification of mental retardation, having a mental age of less than three years old and an intelligence quotient under 25.