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loonar mooner

When you stick your bare ass onto ones face and there is nose penetration.
Hold down my little brother while i give him the loonar mooner!
loonar mooner by BrewedBatista October 13, 2008

moondance 

A handjob, as referred to in the popular song "Moondance" by Irish singer Van Morrison. The original line from the song was "Well it's a marvelous night for a handjob" but the record company forced Van Morrison to change it.
Man - "How about a moondance?"
Woman - "Hold on, I need to wash my hands."
moondance by Man Vorrison February 27, 2010
Someone who trades stocks or crypto from following influencers who post alerts when to buy or sell. You will often find them saying “To the moon”, with a rocket emoji🚀 over and over like a broken record because it’s the last fleeting hope they have for financial freedom.
Troy made 532$ From following this redditor who told him when to buy and sell his stock with GameStop. Now he screams to the moon from every roof top and follows the redditors advice like he’s the second coming of Christ.

Troy is such a mooner
Mooner by FreeArrow June 22, 2022
A beautiful girl who's unique and sharp witted, and has an affinity for gentle discourse. A true seductress.
That girl is amazing, but that's no Moone.
moone by Lilpinkoctopuss January 24, 2017

Moondick 

moon⋅dik

- noun

1. a person of the lowest order in a former classification of mental retardation, having a mental age of less than three years old and an intelligence quotient under 25.
"Wow, did you see Jimmy this morning? Instead of brushing his teeth, he smoked a menthol. What a moondick!"
Moondick by McChopper March 22, 2009