lurking the book

An activity in which you lurk people's shit on facebook.

guy 1: "what are you doing on that girls profile bro?"

guy 2: "oh you know, just lurking the book"!

lurking the book by chadadadad October 4, 2010

lurking chicken 

A prank where one lurks in a place where they will soon be found, flapping their arms like chicken while leaning forward with an intent gaze; often for the purpose of startling someone.

I walked into my bedroom, and Derek was behind the door doing the lurking chicken; it nearly gave me a heart attack.

lurking chicken by OhFee August 23, 2017

lurking libby 

An individual who skulks in the shadows and corners, watching and spying on you while in public. A busy body. A person who noses into the personal business of others for their own sad entertainment.

Do you see that lurking libby over there recording our conversation with her phone? Watch out for Sally, I heard she's a real lurking libby, and she'll creep on your every move!

lurking libby by Thickrick66 October 29, 2020

diner lurking 

The act of lurking in a diner, fast food joint, or just restaurants in general in hopes of getting leftovers from other people’s plates.

After the meal at Denny’s we went diner lurking and got some fucking killer nachos.

diner lurking by 4timesover November 12, 2017

Lukeing

Having sex fantasies with the person of your dreams or someone random.

Zac Efron: Dude....Im totally like lukeing your super M.I.L.F.
Robert Pattinson:Whut....?

Zac Efron: It's Sex for your mind. It's a fantasy. I like her butt.

Lukeing by AnonymousPerson001 January 14, 2010

Martin Luthering 

(verb) the sexual act of pinning a girl against a wooden door, and penetrating her traditional values. (also known as Martin Luthered)

Freaky Frank: "Yo Molly, did you like when I pinned you to dat wooden door of yo room and nailed you so hard."

Molly: "Ahh yeah, you're Martin Luthering me."

Martin Luthering by Mike Snifferpippets April 5, 2010

Lurking Piles 

Hidden hemorrhoids that haven't dropped yet

Timmy's butthole was feeling quite itchy and aggravated when he woke up on Sunday. He turned to wife Sally and said "ugh I have Lurking Piles from all that pizza we ate this weekend; hoping those 'roids drop soon so I can get over it"

Lurking Piles by Uncle Joosie November 30, 2020