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Don't let this LAN tell you he ain't got crack. He just reupped !!! F'n lan
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Lan is an abbreviation for the words Lame Ass Nigga. Everyone use this abbreviation. Make it go viral.
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lan wangji

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蓝忘机 (Lán wàng jī) aka 蓝湛(lán zhàn) is one of the (gay) main characters in Mo Dao Zu Shi (魔道祖师), a danmei book written by MXTX (墨香铜臭). He is a very jealous boy and if you dare glance at his wei wuxian (魏无羡) he'll slaughter you to bits with bi chen (避尘). Lan wangji gets drunk very easily and when he does, he gets very childish. He likes to everyday (天天) but only likes it when it's wei wuxian who's doing everyday with him.
魏无羡 : 蓝湛~~~ 含光君~~~~ 二哥哥~~~~ 放过我吧~~~~ 我腰疼
(wei wuxian: Lan Zhan~~~ Han Guang Jun~~~ second brother~~~~ spare meeeee~~~~ my waist hurts.....)
*everyday sounds*
蓝忘机:天天就是天天
(Lan wangji: everyday is everyday...)
*weiying's waist.exe has stopped working*
by Home is where danmei exists October 11, 2020
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lan zhan

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That hot gay guy that pinned over Wei Ying who thought he liked Mian Mian.
Wwx: Lan Zhan...do you..like mianmian?
Lwj: gay silence
by gimmecheese October 6, 2020
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A legendary virtual device that often appears on our desktops, and very likely related to the functioning of obscure network activities. Its appearance is still unknown, but according to the fellow Humper dingo_d, the LAN Button can assume the likeness of a normal and yet mysterious icon..
"I mean sometimes it's on, and sometimes I have to push the LAN button on my desktop, and then (when I have to turn the network on) it takes about 10 sec..." - dingo_d (NFOHump) -
by ixigia:face: December 28, 2010
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Lan Sizhui

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A character in the light novel Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation/Founder of Diabolism/魔道祖师. There is also a donghua adaptation, a drama adaptation called The Untamed/陈情令, an audio drama adaptation, and a manhua adaptation.

Lan Sizhui, or Lan Yuan, is the most adorable junior in the whole show, the son of everyone’s favourite gay protagonists, Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji. At one point in the drama, he said (translated to English), “I understand that you were tragically poor in your past life,” which proves that he is amazing. He also was the only Lan Sect junior to be praised (not out loud) by the main character when they met with neither realising who the other was. This shows that Sizhui is the best and smartest junior, much superior to the young mistress Jin Ling who was spoiled as a child.

When Sizhui was a toddler, he was addressed as A-Yuan, with his name being Wen Yuan. When he first saw Lan Wangji, because he was lost and scared, he clung to Wangji’s leg and called him ‘dad’. In the burial mounds, he was buried in the ground with radishes and told that he would grow faster in the ground, and other children might even sprout to play with him. In the Gusu Lan Sect, he was buried under a mound of rabbits. All of these incidents show that Sizhui was adorable as a child and still is.

All in all, Sizhui is the best.
Lan Sizhui kindly persuaded Wei Wuxian to return the array flag, a more effective method than Jingyi’s threatening.
by TK A-Yuan June 5, 2020
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