Kale

probably one of the chill + funniest people you could know. his/her humor may be dark but once you get to know them, they become one of the most W person you'd know

and also 🥬

ace (minority): five nights at crackers (im in that game as the night guard)

Kale: we couldn’t see you, your too dark

Kale by Acers Rating Gaming August 15, 2023

kale. 

usually a sort of poptart, the kind with sprinkles,
also known as fishtart.
looks like a poptart, tastes like a fish.
also kinda looks like a fish.

man, i saw this kid, he was SUCH a kale.

kale. by Amm18 July 22, 2009

kale

a pedophile stalker rapist that has secret photo albums of 27 different females.

usually gendered as male.

usually has weird hair that he never trims.
full name is kaleb but has many nicknames like: kelp, kalb, etc.

"ew, it's that kale kid!"
"but his name is kaleb?"
"IT'S KALE!"

kale by moist yeet June 6, 2018

kale

a guy who is ok a counter-strike

man kale is in the server we should leave or wel'le lose

kale by Anonymous May 28, 2003

kale

has a big d and a little o

wow kales o is soo little
i know but he sure does have a big d

kale by real._.name September 10, 2018

kale

Tyana's sweetie pie who she adores very much.

'can we have kale for breakfast in bed'

kale by tyana October 11, 2004

Kale

One Dumb Bastard. Suffers Homophobia and Germaphobia.

Dammit Kale, you are one dumb bastard.

Kale by Sam Jackson January 16, 2005