Joaner 

Erection gained from watching Joan in Mad Men

i've got such a joaner

Joaner by yuiopyu October 11, 2010

Janedodo 

A Janedodo is a girl that is of around average attractiveness who is not particularly interesting, funny, or intelligent.

Mary: While Jason and I were at the mall we ran into his first ex-girlfriend and she joined us for lunch. She wasn't that cute and was a bore to talk to; a real Janedodo. I can't believe he ever liked her.

Lisa: Haha, my ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend seems like a Janedodo. I don't know what he sees in her.

Janedodo by Leona Orange September 25, 2011

Johned 

A term frequently used in Norse mythology dating back to the age of Thrain. It was said that one could only become Johned if they were truly two Peters. The equation of 2 peters equaling a John is still highly challenged in certain academic circles.

- I was so Johned last night I became a Peter.

Johned by 2 Peters = John September 19, 2015

Dow Jowned 

Derived from the Dow Jones Industrial Average. Used to express discontent with the performance of your stock portfolio over any given time period.

1. Josh, I got totally fucking Dow Jowned on February 27, 2007.

2. My portfolio has been getting Dow Jowned recently because of that shitty stock I purchased.

Dow Jowned by MuttyD May 25, 2007

janed 

When Mary Jane takes you a higher plain.
When you get high.

"Lets go get janed"

"Yo man you look high"
- "I've been janed!"

janed by SoundDemon February 19, 2005

Jonediel 

Very sexy big cocked Puerto Rican boy😈🍆

Jonediel is smoking hot

Jonediel by Queef_Bait November 30, 2018

Jeaned rips 

When a pair of jeans has so many rips that it is more rip than jean.

"I was looking at jeans online when I saw a pair of jeaned rips, I shit you not."

Jeaned rips by Steven the cone February 24, 2020