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Crusty Muff Huffer 

One who breathes in the fumes of a female with crusty genitalia.
Hey, did you hear what Erik is?

Yeah, he's a crusty muff huffer!
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leather huffer 

One who smells leather excessively.
If Erin cannot get a handle on her leather huff(ing) habits in the workplace, she may soon be fired. I saw her smelling her Kooba bag again. Erin is definitely a bonafide leather huffer.
A fat strong person who huffs and puffs when they walk
What a huffer
Huffer by Thegroto November 21, 2016

spluddle-huffer 

1. one who snorts semen, vaginal discharge, santorum, or any combination thereof
2. Dick Cheney
The personal ads online are all full of hermaphrodite spluddle-huffers. (God bless the internet!)
spluddle-huffer by shyjason September 5, 2005

queef huffer 

a word to describe an idiot who comes up with the stupidest shit to say or a person who huffs queefs and or believes anything that is told to them no matter how gay or retarded it is
1. Brandon was "smashin it" "doggy-style" when he stopped all of the sudden to bend down and stick his huffin nose into a big wet pussy fart(queef)... this automatically makes him a queef huffer....
2.Chris told Brant he would get hydraulics with his car trade and Brant believed him, making him a queef huffer...
queef huffer by A. Tizzle December 7, 2006