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haute dogs 

"those little dogs dressed in small, chic,designer duds"

"petite-like pooches with pampered fur, or wearing faux fur"

"a weiner dog in a delicate decorated, designer carrier, designer purse, or fashionable outfit like its owner"

"a dog with the savoir faire unlike other dogs, dressed to the nines, pampered like a person, and fed the finest food."
"Some pets these days are really so oo la la: getting all chic and stuff. They are haute dogs and they don't even know it."

"I have a friend in retail and she got a regular customer who travels, dressed in Burberry and and all her babies decked out with her.It's so much check with HER and the haute dogs sometimes, it's one big blur.

"Sometimes I think these haute dogs get prepped and powdered like babies. One day, like one's gonna escape and run into a rabid pit bull, and realize omg, I gotta face it out of the purse: in the real world!"
haute dogs by Writah' February 24, 2009
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laugh haute loud 

aka lhl

when you laugh at something fashion
masha: "hey did u see donna karen's new clothing lines?"
gisele: "yeah, laugh haute loud"

wicked haute 

Wicked from the Bostonian meaning "very". Haute from the French meaning "high" or "high class".

This phrase as a whole is defined as very high class, or elegant. Can also be defined as being playfully mischievious in a very high class or elegant manner.

She is so wicked haute. The new Jimmy Choos are wicked haute.
wicked haute by Bridget Jones July 26, 2008

hautian high jump 

When a hautian realizes that his or her life is utterly worthless at which time they climb to the top of the highest structure around and jump off, thus ending their misrable life.

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Poor Bubba did the hautian high jump.
hautian high jump by Eib October 30, 2003

Hautian stank 

A foul odor permeating regions populated by hautians. Believed to be the stench of hautian prostitutes' rotting vaginas.

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Man, the Hautian stank is much stronger than usual tonight.
Hautian stank by nick314 January 3, 2006

Haute Mess 

noun. Someone who envisions him or herself as being highly fashionable (haute couture) but, in actuality, is not. A more extreme hot mess.
Some of the contestants in the female impersonator show were a haute mess! Wendy Williams is a haute mess! Those designers on project runway created some haute mess!
Haute Mess by rildawg February 4, 2010
The inherent sexiness of autistics; a condition, comorbid with autism spectrum disorders, of being possessed with rampant and uncontrollable sex appeal.
Caiseal Mor's dreadlocks and elaborate imaginary worlds excite and arouse me; he's got high-functioning hautism.

Amanda Baggs is a hautism self advocate; I like a woman with convictions.

Did you see the love scene in Mixed Bloods' "On the Spectrum?". So hautistic.

We decided to piss off that quack Andrew Wakefield by having a hautistic love-in on his front lawn.
hautism by FrenteLiberaciondesFreaks February 19, 2012