Haute Mess

noun. Someone who envisions him or herself as being highly fashionable (haute couture) but, in actuality, is not. A more extreme hot mess.

Some of the contestants in the female impersonator show were a haute mess! Wendy Williams is a haute mess! Those designers on project runway created some haute mess!

by rildawg February 4, 2010

Tackmatic

adj. A combination of tacky and dramatic.

He brought her here on a date and then made out with her sister in the corner?! How tackmatic!

by rildawg February 4, 2010