hammers 

"Throwing down hammers" is when you land wicked tricks.

bob:who were you skating with?
tim:rob, man he was throwing down some hammers on the handrail.

hammers by frone December 28, 2005

DUMBER THAN A BAG OF HAMMERS 

When someone does or says something that either dosen't make sence or is just plan and down right stupid

some of the chick in my job are dumber than a bag of hammers

DUMBER THAN A BAG OF HAMMERS by NETTLES August 28, 2007

hammerwasted 

The state of extreme drunkenness, often employed by students of Magdalen college, Oxford. Etymology- derived from 'hammered' and 'wasted'

Q: "Are you drinking tonight?"
A: "Yup. I'm getting hammerwasted".

hammerwasted by Stove April 26, 2005

hammeroid 

1. A state of extreme intoxication (i.e., "hammered" beyond all recognition).

2. To become intoxicated (e.g., "hammered")to such a degree as to cause hemorrhoids upon the passing of the resultant supercritical fluid effluent.

1. Q: What'd y'all do last night?
A: We drank so much we got hammeroids!

2. Q: Why are you walking funny?
A: I got so damn hammered last night that I got hammeroids this morning.

hammeroid by Judge Folsom December 9, 2010

hammers and strings

a piano

Earlier today, I was practicing on my hammers and strings.

'these hammers and strings, been following me around' - Jack's Mannequin

hammers and strings by uoyssimi December 23, 2008

country hammers 

A huge rack, or monster breasts!!!

That chick has her country hammers on display tonight! Best tit's in the fuckin house!!

country hammers by tgriff79 April 18, 2008

humerous 

Misspelling of the word "humorous" (USA) or "Humourous" (UK).

Lauren should have found Urbandictionary.com humorous, instead she called it humerous. Random British bloke found this humourous!

humerous by JBWB March 31, 2008