Definitions by Stove

Vaginawood 

When a girl has a hard on for someone

Girl 1: This chick added me on Instagram and she wont stop messaging and flirting with me!
Girl 2: ARE YOU SERIOUS!! show the me the screenshot!
Girl 1: She has such Vaginawood for me

Vaginawood by Stove January 14, 2015

hammerwasted 

The state of extreme drunkenness, often employed by students of Magdalen college, Oxford. Etymology- derived from 'hammered' and 'wasted'

Q: "Are you drinking tonight?"
A: "Yup. I'm getting hammerwasted".

hammerwasted by Stove April 26, 2005