Haggad 

Without a shirt; Shirtless.

When Dillon got out of the shower, he was completely haggad.

Haggad by Dillon Kifer October 17, 2008

Haggering 

noun.
1. Loud excessive talking usally meaningless and pointless.

I'm still fully functional with your haggering in the background!

Haggering by teho May 13, 2005

haggered 

a chick who is beat and looks like wt

dude that chick is so haggered..she belongs in a trailer park in oklahoma

haggered by big boiiii May 8, 2006

haggermeister 

The type of drunk one gets after consuming too much jägermeister.

Man, Julie and I were up until four last night just stumbling around town. We were haggermeister.

haggermeister by Gus X March 14, 2009

Hagger lager

A bottle full of hagger spit is hagger lager.

Jake: dude I'll give you five bucks to drink this.
Steve: no way Im not drinking your hagger lager.

Hagger lager by Jains April 6, 2009

haggertit

A haggertit, is when the tits just do NOT cooperate. Haggertits usually sag lower than the bellybutton and look like penises. People who have haggertits can NEVER EVER GET A GODDAMN BOYFRIEND IN THERE LIFE! Even Jack beeke wont take em, jk of course he will! DONT BE A HAGGERTIT condition ur boobs twice a week with hot sauce and lemon juice!

Gurrrllllll i havent seen u in so long.... what happend??
i forgot to condition my boobs
U HAVVE A HAGGERTIT
yep, jack beeke even said they where gross, after raping me behind a movie theater

haggertit by guinea pig owner November 22, 2017

Hagedoink

When things don't go as planned or when you mess up something really important because you forgot/ didn't know a certain aspect of the whole thing.

Oh well the cash out didn't match, because of this weird guys false credit card information and now its our fault and we got fired. We really got "Hagedoinked"

Hagedoink by Mr. Hagedorn October 6, 2021