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Jägermeister 

Jägermeister ("hunt master") is a German bitter liqueur that is a complex blend of 56 herbs, fruits and spices. It should be served icy cold to tame its assertive herbal flavor.

Also see Jagermeister
Jäger gets you fucked up all nice like
Jägermeister by KingTT February 5, 2004
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jägermeister 

a black-licorice-tasting liquor that when digested in mass quantity gives you far to much confidence and can make you: A] take over playing for the "scary" organ-playing vampire in the haunted house AND B] and allow you to take great pride in the fact that you found the public restroom and made it back to your original location.
I had half a bottle of jägermeister, this haunted house is so lame....oooooo scary. Oh, crap, where is the bathroom? I'll find it, I'll be right back.
jägermeister by lulewd December 16, 2007

jägermeister 

A tasty liquor that is drunk by every Austrian.
Jeez, I'm thirsty. Where is my bottle.
jägermeister by jorg August 27, 2003

Jägermeister 

Jäg·er·mei·ster (noun): “You know how in a fairy tale, there’s always a potion that makes the princess fall asleep and then the guy starts kissing her? Well, this is like that, except you don’t wake up in a castle–you wake up in a frat house with a bad reputation.”
After 6 shots of Jägermeister Princess Melissa from the land of TriDelt woke up on all seven of the SigEp dwarfs.
Jägermeister by Jägermeister August 8, 2014

Jagermeister 

You know how in a fairy tale there's always a potion that makes a princess fall asleep, then the guys start kissing her? Well this is like that, except you don't wake up in a castle, you wake up in a frat house with a bad reputation.
I was at the Pike house last night and had some Jagermeister. Next thing I know I'm naked in the bathroom throwing up.
Jagermeister by Master Hunter January 27, 2013

Jagermeister 

Jägermeister ("hunt master") is a German bitter liqueur that is a complex blend of 56 herbs, fruits and spices. It should be served icy cold to tame its assertive herbal flavor.
Jäger gets you fucked up all nice like.
Jagermeister by KingTT February 5, 2004

jagermeister 

a.k.a. Liquid Crack. it will make you do things most liquor won't.
its all fun and games until the jager comes out then you end up sexing up fat chicks.
jagermeister by Rexall October 12, 2004
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