snap a grogan 

to pump a dump,back one out, ride the porcelein horse, feed the porcelein monster, hang a boris, lay a cable=DO A SHIT

man i really needed to snap that grogan, it touched the bottom while still connected

snap a grogan by joel October 16, 2004

Travis Grogan 

A guy who likes big fat fluffy slimy penis slapping on his buttcheeks

Your dad is a Travis Grogan

Travis Grogan by Bob Hans May 20, 2018

punch a grogan 

To defecate, to crap. Another way of saying, "to take a dump".

"I have to punch a grogan."

punch a grogan by MTB June 24, 2006

Frozen Grogan 

A particularly large and robust poo. Typically one which reaches all the way into the toilet bowl before detaching itself from one's anus. Once excreted, said grogan is then frozen stiff and used as a means for sexual penetration.

Chad has a disgracefully small penis, but do you think you could handle the immensity of one of his colossal frozen grogans?

Frozen Grogan by Chad Gooch June 16, 2010

Gaege Grogan 

A handsome man who can be really nice or mean and is also smart,tall,sometimes stupid,and just states facks and can never be stopped and also is married to a girl

Common sense isn't so common said gaege Grogan

Your a gaege Grogan

Gaege Grogan by I cant lie October 18, 2019

Tyrone Grogan 

A really annoying big ass black man that kinda smells like shit and sticks his fingers in his booty so constantly he spreads pink eye like Ebola

Stfu Tyrone Grogan

Tyrone Grogan by Ass hole nigger October 24, 2019

inverse grogan 

where you shit into a toilet bowl through your mouth facing backwards on the toilet. not to be confused with when you pee over your shoulder facing away from the urinal.

"If you should could you if?"

inverse grogan by Mr. Fields May 3, 2005