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Someone who wants their name to mean something cool.
She looked up her name to see if she was a gompertz.
gompertz by Evelyn Carnate May 6, 2014
Related Words

glamperfu 

To be glamorously perfect
He is so glamperfu at making dresses !
glamperfu by TheJuan February 7, 2015
1. to tackle someone or something in a hug
2. a some-what violent exspression of grattitude
Did you see that!? She tottaly glomped him after he gave her the flowers! Haha, that's really sweet!
glomp by Kytti March 31, 2005
A combonation of a tackle and a hug, usually used among friends as a greeting. Glomps are also commonly used at anime conventionswhen someone sees someone dressed up as one of their favorite anime or manga characters.
In real life-
Person one: Person two!
~Person One glomps person two~
~Person Two laughs and stumbles for a moment before regaining balance~
Online-
*P+One enters the chat*
<P+Two> P+One!!!
*P+Two glomps Person+One*
*P+One eeps and falls*
Glomp by Nyah nyah December 14, 2008

Baby-Glommer 

In the billion-dollar a year Adoption business, it is of no surprise that ethical standard and adoption fraud in industry run rampant throughout. This term is of singular reference to the growing number of cash-laden prospective adoptive parents who will sacrifice moral turpitude in exchange for a "Hear no Evil, See no Evil and do no Evil" legal approach to infant adoption. The State of New Jersey is the first of fifty to implement revised statute to allow adoption agencies to cease and desist with certain long held lawfully mandated practices. N.J.S.A. 9: [3-39 1 b, c

Since an infant is not a commodity, and for a person to self blindfold their own witnessing eyes to such treatment of child, it is this Urban Dictionary contributor's felt moral duty to aptly separate the Good, the Bad and the Ugly. It is now of published recognition that the new term, "Baby-Glommer' befits all who fall under its definition.

This definition is bias, yet, dead on balls accurate in allegory law allowances. I welcome all defined refutes.
Adoption is for the need of child, not of the Baby-Glommer!
Baby-Glommer by gravy111 November 21, 2010
When you totally tackle-hug hug someone because you are extremley happy to see them.
When I saw (person) yesterday I glomped her like five times!! I hadn't seen her for weeks.
Glomp by Laci Nicole April 26, 2008