gertrudis 

The most depressed and bipolar of them all. Beautiful but doesn't see it. Has friends but think she doesn't. Cares too much and gets too attached. Loves animals and is an absolute bad ass.

"Don't hurt Gertrudis's feelings. You'll regret it."

gertrudis by Unicorn/nigger/faggot June 13, 2017

gertruda 

Gertruda is a beautiful person with a lot of charm. Her name is as unique as her. Gertruda is a shy girl, at first, but once you get to know her she won’t give you a bad time. She is very funny, and she’ll always have something thoughtful to say. Gertruda is the most caring and understanding person in the whole world, and let’s not forget that she’s wifey material. She loves her family and friends to the moon and back, and everyone with a Gertruda in their life will forever be lucky. Her best friend is especially the luckiest person, and she would screw up her whole life without Gertruda by her side, taking care of her bipolar moods. So boys go wife her up. Her body and personality is blessings from God. Amen.

Boy: yo, I think I just met the perfect girl

Jasmin: Gertruda ?
Boy: yea, how did you know ?
Jasmin: because Gertruda is the only perfect girl in the world.

gertruda by Xjazzy October 9, 2018

St. Gertrude's

A great school which is constently having to compete with the "smart young ladies" at collegiate and st catherines. Both schools spend their time dissing "dirty gerties" simply because of their extreme jealousy. They ramble on about us getting more ass than them and getting it from their guys, which allows them to write about it on a website just to totally embarass themselves. They think that going to our school is an insult, think again.. its an honor to be able to do what we can do.. party harder than any other girls in RIC.

St cats: hey, wats up for tonight?
st cats 2: im not sure.. im thinkin about staying home but my daddy might take me car shopping..
st cats: man.. i thought u and i were goin to get together and cry ourselves to sleep tonight be everyone at our school sux
collegiate girl: o what. crying?... bc both of our schools suck?! im in!

St. Gertrude's by saints beat it January 29, 2005

Dirty Gertrude 

Doing the Dirty Gertrude uses the act of shoving your toenail shavings into any part of the body. The person with the toenails inside of them shall let them sit for about a week. After the scheduled time has come, the sexual partner will take out the shavings and eat them with a mixture of feces and semen.

"My buddy Eric tried a Dirty Gertrude with me last night, it was great!"

Dirty Gertrude by FatFucker27 October 21, 2021

gertude 

a name for a penis usually small and way smaller than wallid

oh you have a gertude its so small its cute

gertude by lololololololol0lolololololol March 1, 2017

gertrude 

adj. an expression of both shocked disbelief and extreme disappointment.
something outrageous and unexpected; far beyond the truth.

I went to Peaksville, Ohio and a little boy turned me into a jack-n-the-box and sent me to a cornfield for thinking bad thoughts. That was gertrude!

Barry told me the most gertrudis story about his near-death experience.

gertrude by BD Crew August 15, 2009

Gertrude 

the gayest person you will ever meet

Wow, Gertrude's new girlfriend is smoking!

Gertrude by urbanwhale April 22, 2018