Forced Diversity 

When someone is included for no other reason than to please the woke brigade.

Film Director: "This film about the history of Eskimos just isn't diverse enough. Get the casting agent to find a few black lesbians, and we'll create a storyline for them."

Film Producer: "But wouldn't that be, like, forced diversity?"

Film Director: "Who cares, the liberals will love it, and we'll be eligible for Oscar nominations next year".

Forced Diversity by I Hate Political Correctness April 22, 2021

diversity 

A psychosis based on the false impression that we will be a better nation, company, or organization if we accept outside influence or opinions which are culturally or morally different than our own. Gradually turning our backs on everything that makes us unique as a nation. Turning our backs on everything our forefathers fought and died to obtain, secure, and protect.

The idea that we need to be as poor as all of the other third world countries in order to fit in as a nation.

America really needs to be more culturally diversity. We really need to embrace a little more cannibalism, and definitely a salve labor society like the one they have in China. I hear that there is female genital mutilation in the Middle East. Oh goody... we need some of that here too!

diversity by the remnant July 21, 2019

two dimensional 

An individual lacking the characteristics of depth or form (AKA a stupid person).

She was so two dimensional that she didn't even realize the danger of what she was putting herself or her loved ones in.

two dimensional by Sir Claymore May 20, 2016

Diversity 

A bigotted policy that is over-emphasized to an incredibly irritating level. It is also used in the name of tolerance and progress, but it in fact happens to hold certain people down until people of a particular group gets things first. In addition, certain minorities are also left out in so-called "Diversity Week" celebrations, especially those with mental disabilities and Native Americans.

I don't like bullsh....I mean "Diversity Week". It leaves a lot of people out and I would rather deface it than embrace it.

Editors: Don't delete this just because you don't like what you read.

Diversity by Radical Republican December 28, 2005

diversity glass 

A bulletproof glass that protects a cashier. Almost always exclusively in black neighborhoods.

Did you see the new McDonalds in Baltimore? They put up diversity glass so the 'groes can't jump the counter.

diversity glass by Truth is the new hate crime July 29, 2019

Urgency and Diversity 

This is a concept that can be applied in business and in life to overcome adversity and create solutions. Whenever your organization (or yourself) becomes complacent or things are slowing down, you add in urgency and diversity. Diversity in this concept means to change what you are doing or add 'diverse' things to your schedule. Urgency simply means to do and carry out these things with passion, haste, or importance.

Bro 1: Dude, why can't we get brothers to come out to the parties anymore? We have been having the same parties we always have, just with different themes. What's changed?

Bro 2: Man, we have to create Urgency and Diversity! Instead of the same parties, we need to have a river rafting trip with free beer, we need to rent out a venue for a Halloween party, and we need to get everyone to chip in for party buses to go to the Travis Scott concert. That will create the fear of missing out!

Bro 1: Dude, you are so right. Urgency and Diversity!

Urgency and Diversity by jackelliott May 7, 2020

Down Multi-Dimensionally

One must ascend to a godlike state of mind to even comprehend what being down multi-dimensionally is like. Until humanity is able to transcend and blink between parallel realities, witness time as a construct, being down multi-dimensionally can only be reduced to a form of horniness that is so desperate that one is willing to travel between different dimensions and realities to find anything to copulate with.

If we are ever fortunate or (unfortunate) enough to ever witness an instance of being down multi-dimensionally, it will be a level of low too mind-blowing to comprehend or explain. The average human would surely descend into madness upon witnessing someone being down multi-dimensionally, or become enlightened.

A category 5 down bad, not to be confused with category 2 down horrendous, category 3 down cataclysmic, or category 4 down universally.

"Did you hear about what happened to Timmy four years ago?"
"Yeah, didn't he claim to witness someone being down multi-dimensionally?"
"Yeah. He's been staring at that wall ever since."
Timmy: "ňØ͘ˆ¨˜„Œˆ¨˜Îˆ¨˜˜¨ˆ˜ÍÔ˜ßå∆˜∂ßå∂∆˜"

Down Multi-Dimensionally by Ugly dirtbag May 28, 2021