dumpster diving

Got me a Dell 4300S, iMac G3, dell laser printer, Compaq Deskpro P2 400MHZ, SCSI optical drive, subwoofer, DV9000 I parted out, shitload of keyboards and mice

Me; Look what I found dumpster diving

Parents; what?

Me; iMac G3

Parents' bet it dosen't work

Me; I bet it does

Parents; Prove it works

*parents speechless

dumpster diving by irulethe70s 1 November 19, 2011

cum dumpster diving

Oral on a woman who has recently had sexual intercourse with one or more casual partners. Effectively, "sloppy seconds" meets "muff diving" with a side order of creampie.

I married a hot but aging pornstar; my former best buddy married a Sunday school teacher. He'd accuse me of "cum dumpster diving", an ugly pejorative based on "dumpster diving" (retrieval of discarded items from trash for environmental re-use) and "cum dumpster" (a double-standard describing a woman with the sexual morals of a man). It's as if he thought our entire relationship was nothing but an orgy of multiple partners, fucklicking and creampie eating... every night. One day, when he was hitting the bottle and his wife was away, he sheepishly admitted he said what he had as he hadn't had sex in months and regretted many of his own life choices. I love my hotwife.

cum dumpster diving by bitchuck September 6, 2021

Reef Diving 

1. The act of spooning another man at high speeds

2. Acting in a homosexual manner, whether by accident or on purpose. Can also be used in the form of "Taking a dive on the reef".

A: What is Robert doing to Zach?
B: He's reef diving.

Reef Diving by annon.guy September 12, 2013

yo-yo dieting 

non medical term to describe the act of taking off weight and putting it right back on only to begin the cycle once again....

At the funeral home Carl's friends were overheard remarking that, instead of engaging in yo-yo dieting,he should have just picked a weight and stayed with it.....

yo-yo dieting by sheila in the car June 21, 2009

mexican diving board 

When a person does a line of cocaine off an erect penis.

Caitlin did a mexican diving board off Mr Lock's dick!

mexican diving board by mrlock March 27, 2009

freezer diving

Eating whatever is left in the back of the freezer, rather than actually cleaning up and going out for real food. It's dumpster diving for people who have homes.

Bill? You're eating a vegetarian burrito. When did you decide to try the vegetarian lifestyle?

I'm not. It's my ex-girlfriend's from freshman year. I was freezer diving.

freezer diving by PsychoPuppyDad August 5, 2010

stair diving 

A game created by the band guns n roses. it involves getting really drunk then taking turns throwing ones self down a stair case.
this game is played by true guns n roses fans
Warning: the morning after is not pleasant

Rocker: lets get wasted and do a bit of stair diving

stair diving by fencingdude September 12, 2006