Carnism 

A term concocted and frequently used by smug misanthropic vegan cultists and budding domestic eco-terrorists to marginalize the normal socially acceptable behavior of using animal products. Because their agenda has no chance of ever achieving any mainstream appeal they use this and similar labels to disparage their fellow human beings while simultaneously fellating each other in their extremist online echo chambers.

Vegan "If you don't eat meat but still eat honey, which is bee vomit meant for baby bees, or sleep on silk sheets you are still guilty of carnism."

Carnist "How many bees or silkworms did you save today from your computer?"

Vegan:"Zero"

Carnism by luvsdabud January 25, 2018

Carlinism 

noun
a political and economic theory of social organization which advocates that common sense should always be applied. Carlinists tend to be considered radical or cynical but this in reality isn't true. Carlinists know the media and school system has brainwashed a large portion of society. Carlinists are for equality minus the pandering and political correctness. Carlinists are anti religion, anti hate, usually pro choice. Carlinists are able to see capitalism is an issue but aren't ridiculous like the socialists and communists. Carlinists feel that the public is to blame for the less than stellar politicians. Two key ideas are: do whatever you want, as long as you're not hurting anyone else & some form of direct democracy. Most carlinists support a universal basic income. George carlin knew the ruling class was abusing the working class and called it out often. Carlinism - see red pill

Look at the improvement of society since we implemented carlinism

Carlinism by The carlinist December 6, 2020

Canyonism 

When you have sex with Burt too many times and your vagina gets stretched out like a rubber band. It's also when the male, A.K.A Large Nut, gets impregnated in his large nut with an embryo from the ghost.

You could fit your whole head in there.

Canyonism by L.T. March 28, 2003

carsons mom 

finest women alive. Beautiful big breast with a luscious booty. Super tan with a great tight body.

Carsons mom gives great head

carsons mom by applepie4545 September 12, 2017

Cannonism 

Stupid shit someone can say. Anything that boasts an ego or just sounds downright ridiculous.

Did you hear what he just said? "Let my fists do the talking?" That sounds like a cannonism.

Cannonism by TrollMasterGeneral September 24, 2011

Carsons House 

A dumpster

I'm not going to carsons house

Carsons House by Worldle January 4, 2023

carnism 

beening persuaded by carnevil people

"hey good liking we are sure you can win this stuffed animal for the sexy girl next to you,"

carnism by Twiggy Anti-Christ September 21, 2006