12 O'Clock Blinker

Someone who is so inept of technical knowledge that all clocks in his or her house blink 12:00 constantly. (VCR, Microwave, etc.)

That 12 O'Clock Blinker couldn't figure out how to make toast let alone reboot her computer.

by Ed Shusky January 9, 2006

blinker

a foreign vehicular feature to the drivers of Los Angeles

Non-L.A. Driver: I wouldn't have hit your car if I had known you were trying to get into my lane! Why didn't you use a blinker?!

L.A. Driver: Well, geez! You can't expect my Audi to have EVERY new feature.

Non-L.A. Driver: (glares disbelievingly)

by ASilentHero September 8, 2011

blinker boy

A person who moronically drives down the street or highway with his or her turn signal on, making other drivers think he or she wants to change lanes, when in fact, he or she simply has forgotten to disengage the turn signal from a lane change many minutes or even hours ago.

I slowed down to let that Isuzu Trooper into my lane but it turned out he was just a blinker boy.

by RachWho? August 30, 2008

Double Blinker

To take two consecutive hits from a pen without stopping.

“Dude it was crazy, last night I hit a double blinker. I just wouldn’t stop sucking.”

by Word_Wizz January 2, 2022

Blistered pig

A reddened, swollen, or angry vagina usually caused by a chemical burn delivered by excessive or inappropriate use if products such as black market lubricants or hair removal gels like Nair.

Dude, she's hot but you'll be freaked out if you go down and put your mouth on that blistered pig.

by Jjohnnyb May 2, 2014

bunkered day

A day in which it seems your fitting in loads of things to do or you just overplanned, as if the world was ending tomorrow. A day so busy its stressful to think about.

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Indio - 'Hey, do you have any plans tomorrow dude?'

Consuela - ' OMG i have such a bunkered day its not even funny'

Indio - 'Your days always seem to be bunkered'

by Rob, Charlie April 28, 2010

blinker fluid

An imaginary fluid in cars which enables the turn signals to work.

Aggrivated Driver: This asshat keeps changing lanes without using his signal!
Sarcastic Wife: He must be low on blinker fluid, honey.

by Merkle July 22, 2008