Blart 

A blasting fart. The sound can be described as trumpet-like... loud, high-pitched and choppy.

After a big chili dinner, I was kept up all night by my lover's gunshot blarts and my bedroom now smells like beans.

Blart by KVC-KillMePlease July 7, 2008

blart 

a large, unintended defecation that occurs when one relaxes the anal sphincter to fart

(a combination of "big loud fart". Also derived from the slang term, "shart")

"OMG, how embarrassing! As I sat down, I blarted hella loud during class =( "

blart by RR_StreetRat July 31, 2009

blart 

When a female is on her period, and she farts. A gush of blood comes out of the vagina, causing a tsunami.

My fart was so intense i blarted.

blart by HAHA! March 1, 2005

blart 

1. an anticipated flatus (fart) expelled through the anus, but resulting in a large expulsion of feces.

2. a big, lurid, shart.

I really gotta go badly!!! (blart)

Oops! Too late.. I blarted. =/

blart by Dardrew July 30, 2009

blart 

The sound issued by bovines

The cows blarted endlessly as they waded the frass.

blart by moopups August 30, 2003

Blart 

Large hairy animal. This beast makes up for its below-average intelligence with an above average size. Experts disagree about whether the size is due to muscle or fat.

Blart drank eight beers before retiring for the night.

Blart by pledge prez March 8, 2005

Blart 

A blart is five pounds of excrement, in a three pound jar.

The whole deal is a blart: we would have to give away the whole farm, including all our implements.

Blart by MooPig September 7, 2007