1 definition by Dardrew

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1. an anticipated flatus (fart) expelled through the anus, but resulting in a large expulsion of feces.

2. a big, lurid, shart.
I really gotta go badly!!! (blart)

Oops! Too late.. I blarted. =/
by Dardrew July 30, 2009

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