squirrel blanket
squirrel blanket by quinwithey December 18, 2008
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fireman's blanket
Descriptive term, referring to laying a piece of toilet tissue on the water thus preventing splash back once a turd has been pinched out.
He layed the fireman's blanket, protecting himself from the inevitable soaking in the wake of his crap.
fireman's blanket by Pettit you kaant September 7, 2005
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Blanketeer
One who will defend his or her share of blankets by any means necessary.
Oftentimes blanketeers will even go so far as to deprive the second party in the bed of adequate amounts of blanket for sufficient coverage.
Oftentimes blanketeers will even go so far as to deprive the second party in the bed of adequate amounts of blanket for sufficient coverage.
"Dammit Allison, I’m freezing, you are such a blanketeer."
"Christ man, I woke up totally sans covers this morning, Ruddy is such a blanketeer."
"Christ man, I woke up totally sans covers this morning, Ruddy is such a blanketeer."
Blanketeer by Luke and Dennis January 17, 2008
blanket burrito
When a person (usually one, can be more) lies on one end of a blanket and rolls to the other side with the starting end held, wrapping themselves up in the blanket. When finished they look just like a burrito.
blanket burrito by Nae October 6, 2004
Wet Blanket
descriptive noun
Describes a person who essentially ruins other people's fun, either because they openly disapprove of what other people are doing, or because their unpleasant attitude annoys or depresses everyone who would otherwise be enjoying themselves, if it weren't for that person acting like a 'wet blanket'.
The term is probably American in origin, first being used as slang in the mid 1800's. It was meant to compare a person to a wet blanket used to extinguish fires by smothering them, similar to how such a person would "extinguish" fun and excitement in social situations. Another, more modern interpretation of the term likens a dislikable or overbearing person to the aggravating, uncomfortable feeling of being covered by a blanket when it's wet.
Describes a person who essentially ruins other people's fun, either because they openly disapprove of what other people are doing, or because their unpleasant attitude annoys or depresses everyone who would otherwise be enjoying themselves, if it weren't for that person acting like a 'wet blanket'.
The term is probably American in origin, first being used as slang in the mid 1800's. It was meant to compare a person to a wet blanket used to extinguish fires by smothering them, similar to how such a person would "extinguish" fun and excitement in social situations. Another, more modern interpretation of the term likens a dislikable or overbearing person to the aggravating, uncomfortable feeling of being covered by a blanket when it's wet.
"William was at the party last night and kept bumming everyone out by lecturing them about the 'dangers of alcohol and drugs'. Ha!"
"Yeah, that guy is such a wet blanket."
"Yeah, that guy is such a wet blanket."
Wet Blanket by Charlie Apples June 8, 2015
Blanket
The only think that keeps me safe from the cruel world when Im out of my den of depression. Thank you for your service.
Booger Blanket
I have plenty of tissues around my house but I always seem to use my sleeve as a booger blanket instead.
Booger Blanket by Urban Bird April 19, 2010