Beethoven Masturbation 

The act of Masturbation committed by any one person whom has not experienced sexual acts first hand, and thus must imagine the pleasure they would receive. Also referred to as a Beethoven Fap, Ludwig Fap, Ludwig Van Fap, etc.

Ground Toucher 1: Man I wish I could get with one of the elites. They're delicious...

Ground Toucher 2: Hah! Good luck, you'll never get one.

Ground Toucher 1: Well, there's always Beethoven Masturbation, right?

Beethoven Masturbation by infernlmagician February 4, 2009

Beethoven juice 

Something the entirety of Canada drink during the month of March in order to honor Mr. Beethoven's death.

American Girl: I'm so sad. Beethoven died so long ago. He was such a great man
Canadian Boi: Drink up some Beethoven juice. It's a respectful way to honor his death

Beethoven juice by AnxiousWorm69 December 5, 2018

Speed Over Beethoven 

A song that appeared on the PlayStation 2 game Dance Dance Revolution Extreme 2.

It is a remix of Beethoven's "Fur Elise" with happy-tone lyrics sung by a cute Japanese girl. Also one of the best songs in the game.

Guy 1:What's your favorite DDR song?
Guy 2:SPEED OVER BEETHOVEN!

Speed Over Beethoven by RawrItsPanda October 20, 2009

Ludwig van Beethoven 

One of the world's greatest composers. He was born in Bonn on the 16th of December, 1770. He lived his first few year in Germany then he went to Vienna, Austria. Where he learned music with the brilliant musicians Mozart and Hyden. He was a real brilliant student that astonished his teachers. He died in March, 1827. He left his music and his love letter to the "Immortal Beloved".

Ludwig van Beethoven has many great works such as the 3rd sympony "Eroica", 5th symphony "Fate Knockning on the Door", and his 9th symphony "Ode to Joy". Also he has many great piano works, he was known for his passionate music that led to the start of the Romatic Era. Works such as "Fur Elise", "Moonlight Sonata", and "Pathetique".

Ludwig van Beethoven by Omar Ismail February 7, 2008

Mozart, Beethoven, and Bach 

The only composers people know nowadays.

1: I like classical music. Know any composers?
2: Yeah, Mozart, Beethoven, and Bach.

Mozart, Beethoven, and Bach by 116584 January 1, 2017

The Beethoven 

When a male is being ridden by a female and the male cums first. The female gets so angry that she pins the male down and shakes the semen out of her vagina onto the males chest. It is named so because it looks like a St. Bernard is slobbering all over the males chest when it happens.

Andy: So how did it go last night man?
Billy: Not so good, I came first and she gave me The Beethoven

The Beethoven by Southbound Soul May 31, 2014

You can’t dance to Beethoven 

Basically when something doesn’t work out.

It can also be used when you don’t know how to respond to something

Originated from nerds who are in love with River Phoenix and have nothing else to do with their time.

Michael: Hey, I’m sorry things didn’t work out with you and Damon.

Aleks: Welp, you can’t dance to Beethoven.

You can’t dance to Beethoven by Jaebay December 19, 2018