beard food 

Beard food is food that is embedded in one’s beard while eating unbeknownst to the eater

Dude! Did you eat tacos for lunch? You have some beard food in your whiskers. Are you saving it for later?

beard food by Riley Bear May 12, 2020

Cigarette Beard 

Achieving this attractive facial feature is usually only acquired by some of the most loathsome trailer trash the world has ever seen. Having a large grouping of cigarette burns around the facial hair area due to the smoker falling asleep while smoking laying down and causing severe burns in the shape of a beard and mustache after many painful years of waking up to find yet another burn for the beard..Many styles are known to exist.

Hillbilly Bob fell asleep that night with yet another cigarette in his mouth.The hum of the exhaust fan drown out his screams when he awoke to the smell of burning flesh and nicotine in the air..Luckily for him the burn filled in a spot in his hard earned cigarette beard.

Cigarette Beard by ogdemigod May 3, 2013

Recession Beard 

A beard grown after being laid off, due to the lack of need to maintain a certain caliber of appearance. Most commonly found during recession, or other forms of economic depression, when jobs are lost en masse. The loss of job makes the unemployed male down in the dumps, and the laziness makes him less likely to shave.

Tom: I lost my job at the auto plant a few weeks ago.
Bill: So, that would explain that scrappy thing on your jaw.
Tom: Yeah, it's my Recession Beard. Is it really that scrappy?

Recession Beard by Adumbration December 22, 2008

Beardcicle 

Icicles attached to a manly beard. They may even swing to and fro depending upon the size of the beardcicle, the length of the beard hair, wind velocity, and level of activity.

Oftentimes formed from a combination of perspiration, condensation of exhaled breath, and sleet/snow, and extremely low ambient temperatures and/or high wind. Beardcicles may require physical exertion to acquire such as, but not limited to: snowshoeing, chopping firewood, running, cross country skiing, et cetera.

After chopping and stacking three cords of Oak firewood during the 5°F snowstorm, Octavius decided to go snowshoeing during which his beardcicles swung together clinking like empty beer mugs as he moved.

Beardcicle by ImperialFleet1 February 16, 2015

Bealed

To be screwed over in any situation your involved in, be it business, personal, or just something that is supposed to be fun.

Damn bro! You got bealed on that deal! You OK?

Bealed by bearnekkid April 25, 2015

bearded bagpipes 

A slang term for a set of hairy testicles.

"She played amazing grace on my bearded bagpipes all night."

"I heard you deflated your bearded bagpipes all over your mom's face."

"Too bad she choked on my bearded bagpipes before I could play her a song."

bearded bagpipes by brBling April 18, 2009

Depression beard 

When you unintentionally grow out your facial hair because for multiple nights you’re too tired/lazy/depressed to shave

Person 1: Why are you growing out your beard?
Person 2: I’m not, this just a depression beard

Depression beard by I don't really care December 12, 2018