Woodstock Woodpecker 

An act in which whilst having sex with your girlfriend or wife, your dog (usually a Pug) sneaks into the room and starts licking your ass.

Me and Shirly were getting it on the other night, when out of nowhere, her Bull Mastif starting giving me a Woodstock Woodpecker.

Woodstock Woodpecker by Snowy Dragon February 18, 2007

Woodpecker 

While getting head from a girl tell her to suck you balls. While she's doing that repeatedly smack her in the forehead with you cock.

Ken's mom was sucking my nuts and I gave her a woodpecker. Now she's got my mushroom stamp.

Woodpecker by Spaulding B February 23, 2009

Woodpecker 

The act of waking up someone then when they rise up with your erect penis slap them across the face.

I just woodpeckered the shit outta jack

Woodpecker by keeferinhurr February 19, 2011

two headed woodpecker

When you get a blowjob from two girls at the same time while they compete to suck on your penis.

Dude, last night i got a two headed woodpecker, you shoulda seen these chicks fight for it.

two headed woodpecker by Gucci Bawlz July 2, 2009

woodpecker 

woodpecker (n). a woman who performs
rapid, hands-free horatio. From the
movement of the bird's head as she hammers
your trunk.

She's a real woodpecker.

woodpecker by C February 24, 2004

Woodpecker 

When you stick your pecker in the tree trunk and you fuck it, and then take a poop in the tree hole, and then fuck it again.

Last nights woodpeckin situation was crazy. Super brown. Kinda stinky, but we made it work. I am the finest woodpecker round this town. Believe it buddy.

Woodpecker by Stinky Onion Licker March 1, 2022

Woody Woodpecker 

When a girl sucks your dick, with out using hands and makes a woodpecker kind of moment. Then after she sucks you off, she has to lay her pussy on your dick, as if a bird sitting on a tree.

That girl sure did give me a good Woody Woodpecker last night.

Woody Woodpecker by MoonlightXxx May 21, 2021