Wisconsin Rodeo 

A party attended by 6-12 people where the main entertainment is raucous banging and crazy group sex. The term comes from the colleges of Michigan's upper penninsula, particularly Northern Michigan University. During the winter, when the schools get snowed in, the only entertainment available is a crazy orgy.

"Hey, Emily, I hear it's going to snow this weekend. You down for a Wisconsin Rodeo?"

Wisconsin Rodeo by dodgeball god June 6, 2012

Wisconsin Dells 

1: A tourism town in Wisconsin that is based around the unique cliff formations that are found only on that small portion of the Wisconsin River. Since its early river days, it has expanded its tourism industry into hotels, waterparks, arcades, and gift shops.

2: The cliffs on the Wisconsin River from which the town is named. From the French word "dalles", meaning "high, layered cliffs".

I stayed in Wisconsin Dells last week.

Wisconsin Dells by Nick Nack January 6, 2007

La Crosse, Wisconsin 

La Crosse is a city in Wisconsin. La Crosse has only 55,000 people in it. It is are a major drinking city. La Crosse has the most bars on one street in the whole nation (thats crazy considering we only have 55,000 people), two huge breweries that supply alot of alcohol to the midwest and the rest of the nation, and the worlds largest six pack. Alcohol prices are really low, and our bars always have cheap drinks and really good specials. The Octoberfest in La Crosse is the second biggest in the world, second only to Berlin, Germany. If someone from Wisconsin tries to enter a drinking contest down south, most places wont even let you join. Wisconsin is the drunkest state in America, and La Crosse is the drunkest city in Wisconsin. There are three colleges: UWL, Virterbo, and WWTC.

If he's from La Crosse, Wisconsin he is a really good drinker.

La Crosse, Wisconsin is a good place to party.

La Crosse, Wisconsin by LAX, Wiz-Con-SIN April 29, 2011

Wisconsin 

Where Minnesotans go to purchase fireworks and alcohol (on Sundays).

The largest fireworks store in Wisconsin is, for some unknown reason, located in a tiny town called Baldwin. I wonder how they stay in business. After all, Minnesotans would never make the 10 minute drive there and bring back fireworks, that would be illegal.

Wisconsin by Paktu September 10, 2003

wisconsin lampshade 

When Glooping Sac's you without paying you phat lootz.

I thought I'd be able to buy some Heal pots, but Glooping gave me the old Wisconsin Lampshade.

wisconsin lampshade by Glooping October 2, 2020

Wisconsin Cheese Platter 

When your male friend is doing a handstand while erect in front of a window. You barge into the room unbeknownst to him and proceed to Russian bear hug him from behind around his midriff while grabbing ahold of his stiffy for leverage. You then begin to bury your face in your friends goochy-cheesy area. Hence the name “Wisconsin Cheese Platter”. You must proceed until climax. All the while your friends family is outside watching. If the family is not there, this is by definition a “Delaware Dumpster Dive”.

“Sweetie, did I see you and Jeff enjoying a Wisconsin Cheese Platter last night?”

“Why, yes mother, we were. If you did not see it then we would have had a nice Delaware Dumpster Dive.”

Wisconsin Cheese Platter by James Foster & Robert Schaffer December 4, 2021

University of Wisconsin 

The University of Wisconsin is a large public university in the Wisconsin capital of Madison. It is one of the largest campuses in the USA, and is one of the best colleges in the world. It is one of the Public Ivies, that is, a public university that offers an education equivalent to those of the private Ivy League schools. It is consistently ranked in the top 35 among all US schools, and in the top 10 among all public schools. The majority of their undergraduate majors are ranked within the top 10 nationally, and the university is one of the top 20 research institutions in the world. The University of Wisconsin, also known as UW, is tied with Harvard for producing the highest number of CEO's, and has produced some of the largest amounts of doctors, lawyers, engineers, businessmen, and millionaires. What is unique about UW is that not only is it one of the top academic institutions in the world, but it is also one of the biggest party schools and is known for being one of the best campuses in America. Playboy magazine named UW the biggest party school in America, and ESPN named Madison the best college sports town. UW is associated with two gigantic drinking fests: Halloween's Freakfest and Mifflin Block Party. Both are two of the largest college drinking fests in the country, attracting thousands upon thousands of drunk students.

Joe: "I go to the University of Wisconsin in Madison."

Maria: "Wow, that is awesome. You must be insanely smart and party all the time."

University of Wisconsin by madtown badger March 29, 2009