Websense
Websense by Anonymous????????????????????? May 26, 2009
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Dating Website
A website for the depressed who are looking for someone. A profile picture could look hot but is fake. The statistics and stories that you see on ads are a bunch of bull. 80% of the people on these sites are fat chicks, 19.9% are creepy perverts, and the .1% are desperate people looking getting their hopes up for nothing.
Guy 1: So I went on this girl I met on a dating website last night.
Guy 2: Wow..., ummm...cool?
Guy 1: She is coming here soon.
Guy 2: Well, good luck.
Fat chick bursts through wall.
Guy 2: Hey! Is that her?
Guy 2: Wow..., ummm...cool?
Guy 1: She is coming here soon.
Guy 2: Well, good luck.
Fat chick bursts through wall.
Guy 2: Hey! Is that her?
Dating Website by Jackie Chan>Chuck Norris November 6, 2010
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Alex Webster
Alex webster's excessively technical style makes him one of the best bassists in the American Death Metal scene.
Alex Webster by wormaldson June 13, 2009
Websterduck
The Websterduck is a humanoid species of duck that feeds off of the souls and emotions of others. They love plants, and only eat pages out of the Webster Dictionary in order to add to their vocabulary; in hopes to take over the world. However until then they are often found as bloggers, writers, fangirls, and other similarly related groups. They enjoy torturing fictional characters, dancing through life, and some very elite Webesterducks, like the master, enjoy the majestic music of the french horn.
Websterduck by Awww Heck yes! December 1, 2014
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Kevin Webster
A person who has been wearing the same jacket or coat for so long that it becomes a part of them, like Kevin Webster from Coronation Street who has been wearing the same bomber jacket for the last ten years. Reference used if jacket is also unfashionable.
Can also be known as a 'Webster' by those who are familiar with the character.
Can also be known as a 'Webster' by those who are familiar with the character.
Person 1:- You wearing that coat again?
Person 2:- Yeah, why what's wrong with it?
Person 1:- You look like you're wearing a Kevin Webster!
Person 2:- That's fuckin' harsh man!
Person 2:- Yeah, why what's wrong with it?
Person 1:- You look like you're wearing a Kevin Webster!
Person 2:- That's fuckin' harsh man!
Kevin Webster by Foldy435 November 27, 2012
Websense
Basically a bunch of nonsense.
Websense is software that messes with your internet connection in that if you try to go to a certain page in the internet, it goes through the Administrator and Websense first, and if Websense has it on its little blacklist for any particular reason, you will not be allowed to view the site. This is called proxy.
Seems innocent enough at first, but that it is before you realize its ultra-sensitivity. Websense is critical of what you view. You're not allowed to view image searches in Google for example (you can in Yahoo), which is completely harmless (depending on what you're searching for.) Anything with any sort of ties to recreational activities is shot down immediately. For example, any website under Web Hosting (Angelfire and Tripod are examples that host webpages), is blocked regardless of its content, but because of the category "Web-Hosting."
All in all, Websense is Nazi Software/Software that is too tough on restrictions.
*Bypassing Websense...*
There are some websites that help with Proxy-Avoidance (another filtered category for the most part.) But the easiest thing to do is to go to a webpage translation service, such as WorldLingo. Set your languages, and you're done. I don't believe that you can send data while using WorldLingo however, i e you can't login to any sort of account.
Websense is software that messes with your internet connection in that if you try to go to a certain page in the internet, it goes through the Administrator and Websense first, and if Websense has it on its little blacklist for any particular reason, you will not be allowed to view the site. This is called proxy.
Seems innocent enough at first, but that it is before you realize its ultra-sensitivity. Websense is critical of what you view. You're not allowed to view image searches in Google for example (you can in Yahoo), which is completely harmless (depending on what you're searching for.) Anything with any sort of ties to recreational activities is shot down immediately. For example, any website under Web Hosting (Angelfire and Tripod are examples that host webpages), is blocked regardless of its content, but because of the category "Web-Hosting."
All in all, Websense is Nazi Software/Software that is too tough on restrictions.
*Bypassing Websense...*
There are some websites that help with Proxy-Avoidance (another filtered category for the most part.) But the easiest thing to do is to go to a webpage translation service, such as WorldLingo. Set your languages, and you're done. I don't believe that you can send data while using WorldLingo however, i e you can't login to any sort of account.
*Enter the World of Pseudo-Hackerz*
Hacker 1: I can't go to gamespot.com!!!
Hacker 2: I hate websense! I'm going to delete it from my computer.
*Hacker 2 attempts and realizes that he cannot manually delete Websense software. He then attempts to use Command Prompt and tries to get into the administrator's account. attempts prove futile.
Hacker 2: I'm an elite hacker! I cannot be stopped by a machine! I will hack the world!!!!!
Hacker 1: Yeah let's go kill the admins!!!
Khaotic: Why don't you try the backspace login...?
Hacker 1: I can't go to gamespot.com!!!
Hacker 2: I hate websense! I'm going to delete it from my computer.
*Hacker 2 attempts and realizes that he cannot manually delete Websense software. He then attempts to use Command Prompt and tries to get into the administrator's account. attempts prove futile.
Hacker 2: I'm an elite hacker! I cannot be stopped by a machine! I will hack the world!!!!!
Hacker 1: Yeah let's go kill the admins!!!
Khaotic: Why don't you try the backspace login...?
Websense by ThaNeoGospel May 13, 2005