Franz Wagner 

Franz Wagner is God's gift to the Orlando Magic after years of misery since the Dwight Howard era. Selected with 8th pick of 2021 NBA Draft by the Orlando Magic, Franz is currently the baddest white boy on the planet. NBA teams often say "ah fuck" when going against the Orlando Magic, because of Franz, who also goes by OnlyFranz and Sweet Franz. "Who the fuck is Franz Wagner" is currently the number 1 Google search in every city he plays in, which has surpassed last year's number 1 search of "who the fuck is Chuma Okeke".

The day after Chuck Norris was born he drove his mother home, he wanted her to get some rest.

Franz Wagner counted to infinity—three times.

Franz Wagner ordered a Big Mac at Burger King and got one.

When Franz Wagner was born the doctor asked him to name his parents.

Franz Wagner tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

Franz Wagner can dribble a bowling ball.

Franz Wagner once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.

Franz Wagner by Jeff Weltgawd November 18, 2021

double-wanger doppelgänger 

When an identical twin who has two dicks swaps with his twin to fuck his twin's wife.

Oddly my wife didn't complain when my bro and I pulled the ole double-wanger doppelgänger.

double-wanger doppelgänger by Coco Sean December 30, 2016

Wagner plow 

1) A vehicle driven by a pedofile named Wags, Jags, Slags, etc...
2) A sex move done by any of the above named pedofiles where while ramming little boys in the ass, he continuously steps forward as to push them along as an action of a plow.
3)The best name for a Snorlax ever.

1) "Yo we threw cake all over the wagner plow."

2) "Jags gave some 11 year old boy the wagner plow yesterday." -- "Isn't he like 20 or something?" --"yeah..."

3) My Wagner Plow 1 shot Gary's blastoise earlier. Gary is a bitch.

Wagner plow by maomaomaomaomao November 17, 2010

wander over yonder 

A likely acid-induced television show following an orange hairy tablespoon with a Southern accent named Wander, his blue horse-like friend, and their enemy, probably Skeletor's cousin, with his army of eyeballs that have SpongeBob voices.

"I watch Wander Over Yonder because I have a crush on Wander."

wander over yonder by maybe i am a fish October 13, 2016

wagecuck

Anyone foolish enough to leave home and get themselves mired in debt. Now they are owned by the Shekelsteins who sign their paycheck each week, earning almost enough to pay their bills.

A: Bro, I wish we went to college when we were younger. I mean look at John, he's an engineer in New York City now!
B: John? That wagecuck lives with 3 roommates in Brooklyn just to afford his student loan payments.

wagecuck by flashdrive August 24, 2016

Wanderbabe 

A female, typically an Instagram model, who poses in front of beautiful landscapes often wearing Blundstone boots, a mustard yellow top, a wide brimmed hat and a patterned blanket.

The stereotypical pose includes turning their back towards the camera, touching their hat, and dreamily looking off into the distance.

Refer to “Alpine Daddy” for the male version.

Have you checked out @chloe.chapdelaine’s Instagram page? She’s such a wanderbabe!

@camm_eng shoots banger photos of wanderbabes!

Wanderbabe by Hikesforlikes July 30, 2019

Lost Wages 

Las Vegas

I blew it all in Lost Wages last weekend.

Lost Wages by young vince August 21, 2008