Turkeyling 

Only applies to asian families.

This is achieved when during thanksgiving dinner the male head of the house opens the turkey butthole using a red onion cut in the full "o" form and dips his balls inside then wears the onion on his balls the rest of dinner

Dude I was at chings house and his dad did a turkeyling right on the table

Turkeyling by Gordon Danzig November 27, 2019

Turkeling 

When you have you weiner sucked underwater, while having a dead fish up your ass

“Dear god Louise, our turkeling session was very expeditious. Are we up for tomorrow with the kids.”

Turkeling by turkeler2000 May 4, 2024

turkington

puttnam's last name!!!!

putnam turkington
laugh wid me homie!!!!

turkington by sdfghji June 25, 2008

Turkeyness 

The level of goodness pertaining to God's own drink, Wild Turkey!

Turkey Man: "Got anything to drink?"
Boy: "We've got some beers and wine."
Turkey Man: "Go fetch that golden bottle out of my car and we'll list the Turkeyness of this sad ass excuse for a party!"
Boy: "Alright. no more poofter drinks for me then."
Turkey Man: "Turkey Power"

Turkeyness by drukenhard January 4, 2009

turreting 

the action of shooting from a turret

johnny was turreting the zombie horde.

turreting by ThunderPunk October 3, 2009

turdeling 

When you have to take shit and it's poppin it's head out like a turtle

I tried getting my keys in the door while I was turdeling

turdeling by Lil hood bleach yachty purrp August 20, 2017

Turnering 

The act of being a weak-ass bitch. Commonly used term in a planning process.

Person 1: we still going into town tonight?
Person 2: sorry I totally forgot, haven't got time now...
Person 1: are you Turnering on me again?!?

Turnering by Cräigermeister February 4, 2019