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All over the place like a cheap biscuit mix 

A saying originating in New Zealand.
You would say it when someone or something is disorganized.
It references how cheap biscuit (Cookie) mixes can be messy and difficult to use.
Situation1:

Person1: "Josh forgot to bring his laptop again!"

Person2: "He's all over the place like a cheap biscuit mix"

Situation2:

Person1: "This office is all over the place like a cheap biscuit mix!"
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The mixer's at the door 

Urgently needs to do a shit
I gotta find a toilet real soon man, the mixer's at the door.

away with the mixer 

Phrs. Not quite in touch with reality, in a dreamy state. (Merseyside British use)
"Have you seen Debbie lately? God, she's really away with the mixer, i'n't she!"

Pear in the Mixed Fruit Bowl 

n., A personality type; one who is small or otherwise unobtrusive, and also bland, usually white, and kind of a square.

Derived from the thoroughly unexciting pears found in portable, lunch-pack bowls of mixed fruit sold by Dole, Del Monte, and supermarket knockoffs.
All his life, Mikey B. wanted to be dramatic and exciting. He cranked his techno albums to maximum volume, and rolled down his windows while cruising the boulevards of his parents' wealthy neighborhood. He once organized a crunk bake sale, for his high school chapter of Young Republicans (who had not yet co-opted the word, hyphy from hip, urban culture).

Yet, try as he might, nobody really noticed him. He was just a pear in the mixed fruit bowl of teenage society- small, white, bland, and kind of squarish.

Stirring the mixing bowl 

The specific term for sloppy 5ths+ when each penis that has entered the void has emptied it's seed into that bowl.

Related to the intercourse act "licking the mixing bowl"
Man 1: My dad totally walked in on me and Veronica stirring the mixing bowl last night along with Trent, Forrest, Craig, Jonathan, Nate, and Leon.

Man 2: Aww sick bro!

put it in the mixer 

Putting it in the mixer is when you whip the ball into the box.(soccer) you can also use it in other multiple scenarios such as getting into trouble.
“Hey Johnny, put it in the mixer!”

Get in the mixer!”

“Put him in the mixer!”

Put the meat back in the mixture

What girl says when she is ready for the next sausage in a gangbang
Her- "put the meat back in the mixture"