This problem was caused by Windows. This program was created by Microsoft Corporation. Microsoft Corporation does not currently have a solution for the problem that you reported.

The most common, if not the only message you will see when linking to Microsoft's "solution pages" after using the error reportingfeature

Example: When my PC couldn't play music due to a "missing audio device error" I linked to this message screen.
So I went looking on message boards for similar issue and found one. The person posted about how Microsoft had nothing.
That forum entry was posted two YEARS before.

Me: Oh cool! I can just link to Microsoft's solution page! How convenient....

This problem was caused by Windows. This program was created by Microsoft Corporation. Microsoft Corporation does not currently have a solution for the problem that you reported.

Me: You've got to be kidding. Oh Cool! Windows has a built-in help program....

This problem was caused by Windows. This program was created by Microsoft Corporation. Microsoft Corporation does not currently have a solution for the problem that you reported. by Lig Na Baste January 16, 2008

The Professor 

When a male fixes the bridge of a pair of glasses to the base of the shaft of his penis and enters an orifice of his partner.

I had a date with this dumb chick and when I took her home, I gave her The Professor.

The Professor by B.B. Mc Snatchincrack August 3, 2012

the pronoun game 

"playing the pronoun game" is when a character uses a pronoun such as "he" or "they" in place of a name forcing another character to ask "who?". Often used in films to give an excuse for exposition or as a cheap way to add mystery.

interviewee: he's coming
interviewer: who? who's coming? you can't just say "he" and expect everyone to know who you're talking about don't play the pronoun game with me

the pronoun game by fringnubs December 14, 2016

the prodigy 

Basically the fucking greatest band ever.

Mac daddies, the lot of them.

"The Pordigy kick serious willy"

the prodigy by morgangills November 9, 2004

the prodigy 

Essex based Euro-dance outfit who had a number of breakthrough hits in firestarter, breathe and smack my bitch up. Their music is often played on rock stations due to the similarities between their heavy-dance and some metal bands.

Change my pitch up, smack my bitch up.

the prodigy by Gumba Gumba February 25, 2004

the property of ones 

The theory regarding ones that the one-itude is directly proportional to the cold-itude of the one.

"A one that is not cold, is scarcely a one at all."

the property of ones by TheEvilOne June 25, 2003

The Prodigal Lesbian 

A Born-again lesbian that reverts back to romantic relationships with men.

My cousin married a man shortly after college, had two kids, then came out as a lesbian when she was 30. She dated women and got lesbian married. She still had feelings for men, though so she got lesbian divorced and became The Prodigal Lesbian: she’s now returned to dating men.

The Prodigal Lesbian by AJ02 June 22, 2021