The Problem

Something I’m apparently a part of now?

Me: “I respectfully disagree with you but I want to still be on good terms despite our differing opinions”
Stupid person: “Ugh you are a part of the problem”

by DeiselSandwich July 08, 2020

The Problem

A very serious issue when your butthole itches, and you can't scratch it (because you're in public, on a date, at a party, etc)

You: Matthew, what is wrong? Why are you standing in that corner?
Matthew: Man, I got 'The Problem' real bad!

by The Awesomenator August 04, 2005

No Problem

Casual "you're welcome." As in "there's no need for thanks, it wasn't a hassle."

"Hey, thanks for giving me a ride!"
"Sure! No problem!"

by Julivee December 01, 2005

problems

Where EMS stands for Extra Marital Sex instead of Emergency Medical Services!

While doing a crossword puzzle with some friends...A friend says name me an eight letter word that ends in EMS. Without hesitation the local fire chief yells PROBLEMS! I didn't have them without EMS!

by 44431 October 27, 2011

problems

The human condition.

I not only have problems, I am problems.

by Ereck Flowers November 27, 2018

No problem

A way of telling your boss, ''Fuck You'' without him knowing..

Boss ''Can you work Saturday''
Employee ''Sure,no problem''

by thefullronnie September 27, 2011

problemous

circumstances resulting in a plethora of issues; often one problem that creates more and more problems

Were it not for their initial business plan to fall back on, the company would have suffered a dilemma far more problemous than any setback known to have effected procedures in the history of all companies.

by GL1BPHRASE November 26, 2018