Gorilla in the monkey cage 

Refering to someone who will/can put the beat down on everyone in site. 2. Someone thats laid back but when needed or required will straighten some shit out.

After Jon realized what she had been doing behind his back, he told Denise; "Your messin' with the Gorilla in the monkey cage".

Gorilla in the monkey cage by Patrick L. August 23, 2006

gorilla in the mist 

Taking a shit in someone shower and turning the shower on hot to add a misty effect.

I wanted to do something fucked up to Colin the other night. I almost upperdecked him, but instead decided to leave him a gorilla in the mist.

gorilla in the mist by Mcgirt June 22, 2008

Gorilla in the Mirror Syndrome 

Gorilla in the Mirror Syndrome or GOMS is when try and have a serious argument with someone, but they don't fully understand the reason for the position or assume you're position is different to what it actually is and think you're position is just selfish, vindictive or evil and carry on arguing with you based what they think you're position is rather than what it actually is. Quickly dismissing every point you, no matter how carefully it's done.

An example is Cathy Newman when interviewing Jordan Perterson.

Taken from the theory that Gorillas probably are self-aware like the other great apes, however when a Gorilla is shown a mirror it will just continuously attack it before it has a chance to realise what its actually looking at.

She's not listening to you, she has Gorilla in the mirror syndrome.

Gorilla in the Mirror Syndrome by ajuk April 26, 2020

Gorilla in the Cave 

A booger in the nose. When a person breathes, it looks like the arm of a gorilla trying to grab you.

Hey man, you got a gorilla in the cave. Here’s a tissue.

Gorilla in the Cave by Otta4Sho August 22, 2023

Gorilla Grip the Dick

Rooting from YouTuber Jenna Marble's video, Jenna's Drunk Art School: Balloon Art, It is basically gripping the dick as hard as you can until it isn't hard anymore.

Girl 1: Did you and John finally do it last night?
Girl 2: No....
Girl 1: Did you gorilla grip the dick again?
Girl 2: ........maybe

Gorilla Grip the Dick by This Dick Though January 20, 2015

Gorilla in the washing machine. 

cunnilingus: oral stimulation of the vulva or clitoris

My favorite euphemism for cunnilingus is 'gorilla in the washing machine.'

Gorilla in the washing machine. by chernobylspice December 11, 2003

gorilla in the headlock 

Excessive amount of pubic hair.

Girl, you need to take care of that gorilla in the headlock!

gorilla in the headlock by Zoo animales May 1, 2018