ghetto staple 

When you have no staples so you find a paper that is already stapled and you take off that staple and staple it by hand to your new paper.

Fuck i dont have staples... Looks like i have to ghetto staple this. Where is my other paper that is stapled?

ghetto staple by FastHandz September 4, 2009

bachelor's staple 

Attaching pages together at the corners with semen, rather than a staple. Only used when normal staples cannot be found.

I needed to attach the pages of my final essay together before I handed it in, but I had no staples. So rubbed out a bachelor's staple onto the corners of the pages. Worked like a charm!

bachelor's staple by DerfDerfNo1 March 30, 2020

Crypto-Staple 

When someone hands you a large stack of paperwork to be copied, and doesn't tell you that there's stapled packets within the larger framework of unstapled paperwork, this is crypto-stapling. This, of course, causes the feeder to jam, make all sorts of loud noises, and make you look like a moron.

Damn it! Chuck gave me all these TPS reports, but there was a crypto-staple in there and it jammed the copier!

Crypto-Staple by Beetle482 April 25, 2008

100 staple challenge

When idiots with too much time on their hands get someone to staple them with a staple gun so they can show off their idiocy and provide laughs for the rest of us.

Dude, did you see that guy who stapled himself 100 times because he got 100,000 subscribers on YouTube? He called it the 100 staple challenge!

Yeah, that was really stupid, but HILARIOUS!!

100 staple challenge by RationalPresident February 15, 2014

PROZACK STAPLE 

A kick ass band from Skagit Valley, WA. Opened for Slayer during Jagerfest '04.

Awesome moshing music!

Dude 1: Did you see The Fray last night?

Dude 2: Fuck no! I was getting my eyes elbowed in a mosh pit at Prozack Staple!!

PROZACK STAPLE by arekushi July 1, 2008

Buffalo Staple 

When you're dating a girl from Buffalo, NY who insists everything except Jesus himself is a "Buffalo Staple" (They all do.), and you're having sex with them and about to cum, you dump a bottle of Duffs "World Famous" hot sauce on your cock so it get in and around their vagina and staple a map of the rest of the world (Which exists OUTSIDE OF BUFFALO.), to the back of their head with an industrial staple gun.

She suggested we go to Duff's for dinner, so I suggested when we get home I would give her a buffalo staple.

Buffalo Staple by The Buffalo Stapler September 6, 2016

love staple

A love staple is a love square except one set of people is not in love with each other.

Aaron hooked up with Dee who is in love with Jay who keeps texting Becca, but there's nothing going on with Aaron and Becca. It was a love staple!

love staple by G-Mike P June 2, 2008