squincher 

A sex move whereby upon reaching climax, a man grasps his penis and presses his thumb against the tip like it were a garden hose, producing a similar wide-angle spray.

"How come the bathroom walls are so sticky? Rick must have squinchered again!"

squincher by drinkofindustry January 17, 2009

squinted 

when you get so ripped that your eyelashes are touching which causes distorted vision and temporary lack of judgement

I hit the bong too hard and now i'm squinted and cant see the floor.

I can't drive, I'm too squinted.

squinted by squincy May 25, 2010

squished rat 

when you press your exposed dick against glass and or a window and it gives the appearance of a hairless rat squished against a window

jon was walking past a mcdonalds ran up to the window and showed the people inside his squished rat

squished rat by allergy August 5, 2006

squinted 

To get high and your eyes squint.

last night we got so squinted I couldn't see.

squinted by kstan34 July 17, 2010

squinchy 

adj.
Tight, pinched. Usually used to describe a person with small features. Combination of the words squint and pinch.

I like Dustin's squinchy face.

squinchy by OhKatieLaughs October 14, 2009

squancher

One who enjoys squanching i.e.erotic asfixiation in a closet

Self explanatory squancher = squancher

squancher by Bofadeeznuttz January 8, 2018

Squished 

When a jockey riding a horse in a horse race falls at a jump, or if the horse throws off the jockey mid-race.

I was at Cheltenham race course, and bet on Westward Fury as the odds were 6/1 - but he squished 4 jumps from the end.

Squished by hgitntkmetkl April 4, 2018