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Spradlin 

The act of dragging one's nuts on other people's property when the other party is not present. Often performed on items like coffe cups, cell phones, key boards, my pets or even food items. This act is known to bring great joy to everyone except the person who had there belongings Spradlined.
When Jason leaves I'm gonna Spradlin his coffe cup.
Spradlin by ihavejockitchtoo January 22, 2010

Upward Spiraling Pigtail 

A donut move by which a car, already moving straight ahead at high speed, begins to spin while still moving in the same general direction.
"This is the upward spiraling pigtail!"

"Why is it called that?"

"I don't know!"

Sparkling dinner treat 

When your date goes into the bathroom, and you ejaculate into their glass of champagne.
I gave my date a sparkling dinner treat last night, she noticed it, and pepper sprayed me.

Sparkling Gay 

The 'Twilight' variation of the phrase "flaming gay".
Edward is sparkling gay.
Twilight is so 'sparkling gay' it makes clay aiken look straight.

spanling 

a reverse spanking. a spanking given to a chily bish on her
hoo-ha! it is recieved with sheer delite!! a reward.
however spanlings can only be given if you have a spanling slip. and then it is free.
muffy- "buffy and fluffy, report to uffyanda for a spanling slip." "you deserve one free spanling."

buffy- "omg!" "it's not even my birthday!"
fluffy- " we are toatally luckie bishes."
spanling by robyn cason January 19, 2008

Sparkling Wine

Wine that has undergone a second process of fermentation (usually in the bottle). This is accomplished by adding yeasts and sugar to the already fermented wine. During this second fermentation, carbon dioxide is released, thus creating the fizzy effect.
Did you know that Champagne is a type of sparkling wine?
Sparkling Wine by dft_197 January 4, 2009