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The Spooning Dolphin 

The Spooning Dolphin is an eccentric sex position. It follows a similar starting positing as 69, but while the man is giving the woman oral, they start doing somersaults. As you increase in velocity, the woman will eventually make a sound of pleasure similar to the sound of a dolphin.
"Man. That girl was crazy! We tried The Spooning Dolphin in her hallway and broke a vase!"
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3 Spoons 

If you are out with your significant other and you guys are digging your server, you ask for three spoons when you order a dessert. This will indicate to the server that you're interested in them. If they bring back your dessert with three spoons that means they're interested in joining you. If they only bring you two spoons then you have been rejected.
That waiter is so cute, let's ask for 3 Spoons so he'll join us.
3 Spoons by Bufcleve February 4, 2022

spooning 

A form of cuddling where the boyfriend/taller girlfriend lays facing the same direction as their shorter boyfriend/girlfriend and wraps their arms around the waist from the back, fitting together like "spoons"
Person 1: Did you hear that Mark and Shannon were spooning last night?
Person 2: Yeah... They do it too much.. They need to get a room!!
spooning by @tight_and_bright April 11, 2015

spooning leads to forking 

Common phrase linking the acts of spooning and forking. Basically, what starts with cuddling can easily end in sex.

Nigger Spoons 

A game where you drive through an inner city, and when you see a black person you throw a spoon at him/her only after screaming NIGGER!

The catch is that if you miss, you have to exit the car and retrieve said spoon.
Tony just got rocked after a failed attempt at a fine game o' nigger spoons
Nigger Spoons by psuedonecrofeliac October 9, 2008

Spooning 

Spooning basically means you're hugging someone close to you.

You're facing the other person's back as that other person is facing away.
Guy: Hope you like my stomach rubbing on your back as my arms are wrapped around your body.
Girl: I love it when you wrap your arms around me, I love spooning !
Spooning by Edgy_shit January 24, 2019

Spoonicide 

When a spoon by the magic of gravity dunks itself into your bowl of cereal or soup. Then, you must use either your hand, or another spoon to fish it out.
SHIT! My spoon just committed spoonicide!
Spoonicide by BillyBorgs September 30, 2010