The spasticated monkey 

it is the art of applying wax to the hair of the arm pits of someone (subject can be asleep, or awake), and ripping it off while sticking a lit cigarette up the nose.

" Gary got the spasticated monkey again last night, he was a right tool".

The spasticated monkey by Bobmonkhouse1000 June 3, 2009

spasticopolous 

To be surrpounded by spastic and erratic people. Nowhere to run to and you can't get out of a bad situation! When everyone around you is freaking out for no real reason, and there are so many people, you are fricken stuck!

1. To be stuck and surrounded by spastic people
2. Nowhere to run to and nowhere to hide
3. Having a BBW sitting on your face and you can't breathe for 3 minutes.. you become "spasticopolous"

I was at a parade... they were throwing beads, drinking bear... then all of a sudden people went spasticopolous when the cops showed up!

spasticopolous by DerekJay February 3, 2010

Spasticky 

A word that i said

My goldfish is spasticky

Spasticky by CrazyRabbit18 September 29, 2019

multi-sportical

referring to when one is good at many sports
e.g holy cow you play rugby, waterpolo, soccer and netball... you are so multi-sportical

holy cow you play rugby, waterpolo, soccer and netball... you are so multi-sportical

multi-sportical by so obviously multi-sportical June 20, 2011

Spastiche 

Spastiche, or 'stiche', is a mixture of any available alcoholic substances usually created in the early hours of the morning. The more types of alcohol used, the higher the grade of stiche.

"Last night we made a six way Spastiche. It was amazing.."

Spastiche by Tom Monaghan March 13, 2008

Purple Spastic Bitch 

A badly coordinated mean spirited gossipy woman who resembles a bellend in physical appearance.

That purple spastic bitch be tripping.

Purple Spastic Bitch by Little Gimpy Man May 21, 2012

spasticated 

If you say or do stupid things....like being clumsy ect.

corr i'm propper spasticated 2 day lol

spasticated by Hayley Washbrook August 30, 2004