Southerner.
A sister kissin' goat fuckin' redneck who eats corn on the cob through a picket fence and sucks dick for beer money.
Southerner. by Cousinfucker20000 September 18, 2023
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Dumb Southerner
Flunky: Mr. President, what do you think of your Attorney General?
Trump: “This guy is mentally retarded. He’s this dumb Southerner ."
Trump: “This guy is mentally retarded. He’s this dumb Southerner ."
Dumb Southerner by yourmamatoo September 5, 2018
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fake southerner
Cretinous Yankee wannabes who, upon moving south of the Mason-Dixon line or Ohio River, adopt sappy, sorry versions of the local dialect, wave the Stars n' Bars, pretend to be 'folk heroes' or 'outlaws', wax nostalgically about Stonewall, JEB, and General Lee, and claim Hank Williams was 'always their favorite.'
Cities like Austin, Nashville, Charlotte, Dallas, Birmingham, and large parts of Atlanta no longer feel authentically Old South because of the presence of so many fake southerners.
fake southerner by Rustbelt Hero March 29, 2008
White Southerner
The most peculiar breed of white people.
They talk really funny and use weird terminology.
They are super evangelical and will vote for any Republican candidate.
Many only listen to Christian music and think mainstream music is evil.
For some reason, they're obsessed with College and High School sports which are basically the athletic equivalent to Christian entertainment. Mainstream is evil, and therefore, they must find a subpar alternative.
They're highly sober. It would be easier to find an alien race than a white southerner who drinks alcohol.
They have strict views on gender and family. They still raise their kids the same way they did 40 years ago. Many families still believe in the breadwinning father and the caregiving mother.
They also have very strict views when it comes to sexuality. They believe in saving sex for marriage and only having it for procreation. They're anti-contraception. They only have sex in bed and in the traditional missionary position. They don't believe in sexual roleplay. They're against sex toys. And they're virulently anti-LGBTQ.
They don't care about the environment. They drive large pickup trucks for no reason and hate hybrid and electric cars. They also despise the concept of Earth day and think it's far-left propaganda.
They also love guns. They believe anyone who doesn't like guns or supports gun control is going to hell.
In conclusion, they are the weirdest people in the world.
Examples:
George W. Bush
Roy Moore
They talk really funny and use weird terminology.
They are super evangelical and will vote for any Republican candidate.
Many only listen to Christian music and think mainstream music is evil.
For some reason, they're obsessed with College and High School sports which are basically the athletic equivalent to Christian entertainment. Mainstream is evil, and therefore, they must find a subpar alternative.
They're highly sober. It would be easier to find an alien race than a white southerner who drinks alcohol.
They have strict views on gender and family. They still raise their kids the same way they did 40 years ago. Many families still believe in the breadwinning father and the caregiving mother.
They also have very strict views when it comes to sexuality. They believe in saving sex for marriage and only having it for procreation. They're anti-contraception. They only have sex in bed and in the traditional missionary position. They don't believe in sexual roleplay. They're against sex toys. And they're virulently anti-LGBTQ.
They don't care about the environment. They drive large pickup trucks for no reason and hate hybrid and electric cars. They also despise the concept of Earth day and think it's far-left propaganda.
They also love guns. They believe anyone who doesn't like guns or supports gun control is going to hell.
In conclusion, they are the weirdest people in the world.
Examples:
George W. Bush
Roy Moore
If Ned Flanders ever wanted to look like an agnostic (or someone who talks normal), he should stand next to a white southerner.
White Southerner by CoreOfTheStar February 2, 2019
Dirty Southerner
While in the south, you shit on the kitchen floor and make your wife clean it up. While she's cleaning it up, you beat her to a pulp and rub her face in it.
After a night of drinking at the chili cookoff, Jethro came home to give his wife a dirty southerner.
Dirty Southerner by Cowboy Roscoe May 19, 2019
Sloppy Southerner
When a women from the south is giving a man a hand job but after time starts to get bad and sloppy resulting in a good beating or slap from the man.
Sloppy Southerner by thesouthwillrise July 19, 2016
bitter southerner
bitter southerner by anonymous December 28, 2023