Sour Apple Smoothie 

When eating out a girl with Syphilis, she queefs and a green liquid comes out of her vagina and goes into your mouth. Since this is extremely disgusting you puke all over her vagina, yet continue to eat.

I went to your mom's house to get a Sour Apple Smoothie

Sour Apple Smoothie by Dr. Syphilis March 31, 2009

she a smoochie 

What being a smoochie means is being a hoe, thot, slut or anything of the sort. You would be called a smoochie

She a smoochie bro, she was going round all of nyc.

she a smoochie by Isa-kun December 2, 2021

Choc Chip Strawberry Smoothie 

When a man has anal sex with a woman and then ejaculates in a her vagina during her menstrual cycle.
The combination of fecal matter, semen and blood from the menstrual cycle creates the ultimate Choc Chip Strawberry Smoothie.

Andrew: Hey, what's your favorite smoothie of all time?
Alex: I like strawberry smoothies. Whats yours?
Andrew: It would have to be the CHOC CHIP STRAWBERRY SMOOTHIE

Choc Chip Strawberry Smoothie by Stretche July 17, 2016

lithuanian smoothie 

When a man with heavy smegma demands oral sex from a bunk mate to clean his penis

Hey, {lower bunk mate} get up here and give me a Lithuanian smoothie, my cock needs a clean

lithuanian smoothie by nurrrrr May 24, 2019

Smoothio 

(noun) An extremely suave individual. Also can be used as a sarcastic, derogatory term. In the negative connotation, it is generally written in italics. Originating in Eugene, Oregon circa 1997 with the nicknaming of one "Smoothio The Cat" -- a hyperactive kitten that was quite entertaining and believed to be on a permanent drug euphoria due to ingesting catnip. The actual coining of the term is credited to Andrew of "Che Mattina" & "Dos Banos" infamy. It is now a commonly used term on Myspace.com and other blog sites and has been perpetuated by Flax, president of Smoothio Films. See also "Smoothia", the female variation of this term originated by Irene.

Look at the way that fool wears his pants -- what a Smoothio!

Smoothio by Flax Glor November 30, 2006

smoothie mom 

A mom you see on the street dressed in workout clothes either coming back from a spin class, yoga class, or just has a really good body and can rock workout attire. Her kids are almost always gorgeous and you can always assume that she has had some type of smoothie drink at some point in her day.

Carol: Hey Kim where do you think Sarah got those leggings?
Kim: I don't know, but she wears them like everyday, she's such a smoothie mom.

smoothie mom by thepal January 18, 2017

sawdust smoothie

when you scratch the dry sweaty skin of your gooch into your friends face while he's sleeping, then you have a juicy fart wake him up

give him a sawdust smoothie when he goes to sleep, he's too drunk to even know.

sawdust smoothie by BTK ALL DAY May 25, 2011