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B.B. Shakedown 

The B.B. Shakedown is the most strenuous sexual position known to man. Many argue this title belongs to the Italian Chandelier, but in reality, the B.B. Shakedown requires the most physical exertion of any sex position. It is when the man supports himself on the floor with only one hand (two if he must) as the female latches on to his body in the missionary position, but her back is not touching the ground, so she is only hanging on by her arms and legs. The male then does pushups with the female attatched to him, while she humps the guy. The man thus must support both his own and the womans weight, while the woman hanging must support her own body while doing upward pelvic thrusts against gravity. Only two people are known to be able to do this amazing feat. One is me, and the girl knows exactly who she is. Be jealous.
Guy 1- "Oh man, I woke up today and my abs and arms hurt so much, you dont even know."
Guy 2- "Really? what did you do?"

Guy 1- "Me and ::insert girls name here:: decided to try the B.B. Shakedown last night. It was incredible."
Guy 2- "You. Are. A. God."
B.B. Shakedown by Vegetable Lo Mike December 12, 2008
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Mark: I was so drunk. I took a shit and the smell was so bad that I puked. There was no time to flush.

Josh: It was a shuke!? Fuck!
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graff shakedown 

A manuever best described as dangling a person upside down by holding their legs and viciously jolting them until all loose change and belongings are on the floor. Also used to teach that certain person a lesson in humility.
You better watch yourself bitch or you'll be getting the Graff Shakedown.
graff shakedown by Raider Nation December 15, 2008

samoan shakedown 

When 5 black dudes shove their cocks in a white kids ass usually to steal his/her money
A geeky white guy says: why do u have your hands clutching your rectum
Faggy white kid responds: I tried to go to a party last night but they gave me a samoan shakedown in the back ally instead

Shaked chitrit 

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Shaked chitrit by Shaked Chitrit February 24, 2020