Shuked

When sick or drunk, this is the bodily movement that occurs when you are puking and having diarrhea at the same instance.

Do you really want an example for shuked?

"I was so sick last that I shuked while on the toilet... had to grab the nearest garbage bin."

by stumm September 16, 2008

shuke

to be utterly confused.

Oh my, Jason was so completely shuked by that question.

by Melvin T Scupper August 13, 2004

shuke

State of confusion. Unaware of surrounding situational influences. Being out of touch in conversation or written word.

Can you please explain that to me, Im totally shuked.

I need to reread that paragraph, Im still shuked.

by JAA_MD December 10, 2006

Shuke

1. A feeling of uneasiness in your digestive system.

2. The physical act of shitting and puking simultaneously. Hence, to shuke...

1. Oh, man, those tacos made me feel like im going to shuke.

2. After last night, I'll be sitting on the can all day waiting to shuke.

by NYkid420 January 19, 2010

Shuke

A dilemma arising when one must both shit and puke simultaneously.

If this has happened to you then you have realized with certainty that God has stationed you here on earth as a practical joke.

I shuked last night. I woke up and I had puke on my balls, and there was shit on the walls. It was an experience that put the fear of death in me.

by sklonko September 22, 2007

Shuke

When you shit and puke in the same toilet bowl without flushing.

Josh: Dude, I heard you in the bathroom last night. What the hell happened?

Mark: I was so drunk. I took a shit and the smell was so bad that I puked. There was no time to flush.

Josh: It was a shuke!? Fuck!

by Chubbsicle July 11, 2011

shuke

when you puke and shit at the same time

me: i shuked the toilet and the floor

by sniper nate March 30, 2022