1. A feeling of uneasiness in your digestive system.
2. The physical act of shitting and puking simultaneously. Hence, to shuke...
2. The physical act of shitting and puking simultaneously. Hence, to shuke...
1. Oh, man, those tacos made me feel like im going to shuke.
2. After last night, I'll be sitting on the can all day waiting to shuke.
2. After last night, I'll be sitting on the can all day waiting to shuke.
by NYkid420 January 19, 2010
A dilemma arising when one must both shit and puke simultaneously.
If this has happened to you then you have realized with certainty that God has stationed you here on earth as a practical joke.
If this has happened to you then you have realized with certainty that God has stationed you here on earth as a practical joke.
I shuked last night. I woke up and I had puke on my balls, and there was shit on the walls. It was an experience that put the fear of death in me.
by sklonko September 22, 2007
Josh: Dude, I heard you in the bathroom last night. What the hell happened?
Mark: I was so drunk. I took a shit and the smell was so bad that I puked. There was no time to flush.
Josh: It was a shuke!? Fuck!
Mark: I was so drunk. I took a shit and the smell was so bad that I puked. There was no time to flush.
Josh: It was a shuke!? Fuck!
by Chubbsicle July 11, 2011
when you shuke, you experience the acts of shitting and puking at the same time. Therefore, when you go to shit you vomit everywhere and when you go to puke, you shit everywhere.
by STAR December 19, 2012
by Omniomega24 February 11, 2016
(Verb) To Regurgitate while voiding excrement from the bowels. Mostly occuring when hungover or suffering from acute diarrhea, usually into the bathtub or garbage can.
The smell from my shit was so bad, I felt like I was going to Shuke.
I didn't know what to do first, shit or puke, so I shuked.
I didn't know what to do first, shit or puke, so I shuked.
by JeepSkot October 02, 2006
When you find yourself in the ill-fated situation where you are shitting and puking at the same time, periodically having to choose which should go in the toilet. This is usually due to food poisoning, but may be caused by other illnesses or excessive alcohol intake.
by shukefest May 22, 2010