Nova Scotia 

The place where fun comes to die. There is nothing to do unless you enjoy looking at rocks, deer and the whale. During the winter the fun is not only dead but frozen and buried under five feet of snow. At which time there is even less to do seeing as the rocks are covered by snow the deer are hibernating and the whale is frozen under the ice.

Guy 1: "Man! I thought this place was boring in the summer!"
Guy 2: "Well, welcome to nova scotia, the place where fun comes to die."

Nova Scotia by novascotia99 March 3, 2011

Nova Scotia Handshake

A Nova Scotia handshake is the act of flatulating onto a seat or cushion before relinquishing the seat to another person. The purpose of a Nova Scotia handshake is to leave a more lasting impression in the mind of the recipient than a traditional handshake.

Derek: "Here Asher, take my seat."
Asher: "Gee thanks, Derek. Wow, this seat feels pretty warm!"
Derek: "That's just a Nova Scotia handshake for you!"

Nova Scotia Handshake by mhjrehsa March 31, 2017

Nova Scotia salad 

A salad made with Romaine lettuce leaves that has been fermented, deep inside the anal cavity, for several weeks. Will have the nice smell and texture of fresh salmon. Made famous by, The Canadian Young Pope.

Good day you Hoser, you want to try some of my Nova Scotia salad?
Take off! The last Scotian salad I had gave me Hep A!

Nova Scotia salad by Anal OPA April 23, 2018

Nova Scotia 9 

When there's nothing else better in canada and america, you get with the best looking woman in Nova Scotia. But in reality, they're an american 5

That one girl that Jester's dating is a Nova Scotia 9

Nova Scotia 9 by Niod June 30, 2022

Nova Scotia 

When you're fucking someone from behind and they seem to be losing interest, pop your finger in your asshole and fish hook 'em in the mouth with it.

"I was really going to town on Martha's hindquarters and suddenly she struck me as corpse-like, I assumed I'd broken her spine and literally fucked her to death, but I had to give her an old fashioned Nova Scotia just to make sure. The good news is she'd simply fallen asleep, the bad news is she bit my finger off."

Nova Scotia by Booty Doer Anonymous 25634 June 18, 2013

Mineville Nova Scotia 

A small, not very well-known city 10 minutes away from Dartmouth and 5 hours away from Sydney. Can be fun at times but there are no sidewalks and people dump trash in the ditch.

I currently live in the dumpy little city of Mineville Nova Scotia.

Mineville Nova Scotia by KLC1995 November 15, 2011

Enfield Nova Scotia

A small village in Nova Scotia. The home of rapper Classified

Pretty cool place.

Whoo-hoo!! Go Enfield! Nova Scotia rules!!
Classified kicks Ememiems ass any day!

Dude: He's from Enfield Nova Scotia?
Bro:Yaa.
Dude: Sweeeet!!

Enfield Nova Scotia by CoUrTnEy :) November 27, 2007