Lila (pronounced Lilla) 

Lila is the girl who will always be honest. Not only does she suck at lying, but she would never steer wrong.

Lila Is also “the mom” of the group. She’ll always have a spare tums or aspirin when you most need it. And will always make sure you’re safe.

More than anything, she’s always down for a rant about your day, or she’ll help you make an important decision about boys/friends etc.

you can always count on Lila to be there for you. Lila is your bff forever

Lila (pronounced Lilla), do you have hand sanitizer?

Lila (pronounced Lilla) by BroccoliMagic December 27, 2019

have (pronounced: hay-v) 

to hate/love someone to the extent that you desire to punch them in the face then kiss them. an often conflicting emotional attachment to a person that allows you to be royally fucked by them because you love them, and as a result, you want to destroy them.

"rocky, i have (pronounced: hay-v) you so much i want to slap your mouth then kiss it!"

have (pronounced: hay-v) by white trashley July 16, 2006

PADOTs (pronounced padote) 

PADOTs, commonly used as a synonym for chode, serves multiple other jobs in sexual literary works. The most common, is the acronymous saying of Passive Aggressive Dismissal Of Thought (and or actions) involving felation and fornication.

PADOTs can be characterized best by the consistently defected faulty y chromosome, found within the male species. There have been seldom spotting of PADOTISM within the female sex.

PADOTs (pronounced padote) in the noun form, PADOTATION, has often occurred when two people male and female engage in the risky sutra position known as the inverted alabama crab slammer. (see link) The women's gymnast like efforts as she is plays the role of masochistic beauty while the male (with a skewed perception of dominance) plays beast as he penetrates the female while playing the latest release of assassins creed or braid

"what your PADOTs don't know don't hurt him"

"Quit sticking that chodious PADOTEous beef in my spicy taco shell, and don't even think about squirting the hot sauce"

"totes PADOTEs"

"PADOTEs on the reg"

"PADOTEsfest 3000"

"PADOTEsville, USA zipcode 43210chode in my node"

PADOTs (pronounced padote) by Tan-Tric and The Appointment January 6, 2010

V Reg (pronounced: V Rej) 

Referring to a car number plate, the V stands for virgin. If someone is a V Reg it means that it's quite obvious that they are a virgin as it is "written all over them" like a number plate.

Dude no wonder you've never got laid, you're such a V Reg

V Reg (pronounced: V Rej) by Aidan Brooks June 7, 2005

L.W.I. (pronounced "Louie") 

Lesbian While Intoxicated:

That drunk girl at the house party, bar, concert, etc. who consumes mass amounts of alcohol only to reveal her hidden lesbian tendencies.

When Chelsea drinks tequila she becomes a total L.W.I. (pronounced "Louie")

L.W.I. (pronounced "Louie") by franky58 July 28, 2010

sequim (pronounced Skwim) 

Female ejaculate or "Lady Nut".

aftrer we finished doing our thing last night my face was covered in sequim (pronounced Skwim)

sequim (pronounced Skwim) by maroon suede November 24, 2010

pornounce 

a scale which measures how porntacular something is.
i.e. how good the porn is

man1: how was the super edition of ZOO mag?
man2: super crap. only got a 2 on my pornounce.
man1: thanks for the heads up man.

pornounce by Mnc & Lr September 11, 2007