Procrastination monkey 

A lazy person who often procrastinates and delays their work, often eats bananas and other fruits shaped like a planetarium to stay big and strong.

Johnny: Mike is such a procrastination monkey, he has big dreams that he wants to achieve yet he's just laying there on his couch doing nothing to reach them.
David: I think he has schizophrenia! Give him the pills Johnny!

Procrastination monkey by CookieLikeABookie January 4, 2023

strategic procrastination

Putting off starting or completing a task or responding to an invitation because of the possibility it will go away.

When my neighbor told me she had canceled her Tupperware party, I was glad I had practiced strategic procrastination.

strategic procrastination by midcenturyantique November 19, 2009

procrastination 

I give up.
I stay awake till 5:27 AM trying to finish some stupid History movie review, and i just end up wasting a good 8 hours browsing Urban Dictionary and talking to myself. From now on im gona accept that im incapable of doing homework and use my time on other things such as homework or msn, or URBAN DICTIONARY.
Thats procastination for ya.

Im not even gona try to do homework at home. Only at about 6:00 AM do i work efficiantly or in lunch during shcool.
procrastination.

procrastination by Kosty September 26, 2006

Procrastination 

The reason that many intelligent children fail to make it into a (good) college.

Kevin: Actually, I'm not stupid at all. I just have an awful tendency to procrastinate.

Diggity Monkeez: Oh. And to think that for all these years I had assumed that you were stupid.

Procrastination by Diggity Monkeez January 19, 2005

procrastination 

I think ill write this definition later

dude... thats the best definition for procrastination ever.

procrastination by Lord Damon Achuine May 9, 2009

procrastination 

If you are on urbandictionary.com, you probably are already doing this. It means you are putting something off until the last possible second (by doing pointless things in most people's cases).

He is awesome at procrastination: the day before a big project was due, he watched 6 t.v. shows, took a really long shower (a.k.a. a procrastishower), and didn't start his project until 3 a.m.

procrastination by kelbel April 14, 2006

procrastination 

Avoiding doing something for as long as possible, sometimes not doing it at all.

I have not yet begun to procrastinate.

procrastination by Cassidy Peterson January 21, 2004